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    Your Mom is so short she does pull-ups with a staple.


    Your Mom is so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned.


     

    Your mom is so dumb 


    (How dumb is she?)


    Seriously, Dude, how dumb is she?

    mycatsmom

    well, PKB, what's the rest of the joke ? We're waiting with baited breath.
    Bob/PKB

    I asked my eldest son for a mom joke and he came up with "YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE COMES WITH A 'TEAM LIFT' WARNING STICKER ON HER BACK".


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