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    Obama Joke.

    Mohummed Ali,president Obama,The Pope & Dora the explorer were all on the same plane.The plane was having engine trouble & was about to go down.There were only 3 parachutes on the plane.Ali was first to grab a chute & said I'm going to float like a butterfly & if you try to stop me I'll sting like a bee.Obama was the next to grab one because,he said,I am the most important man in the world & i'm indispensible.Dora started to cry so the Pope said to her "Don't be upset my child,you can have the last chute". Dora said "No your excellency,there are 2 chutes left,I'm just upset because Obama stole my back pack".

    +5  Views: 982 Answers: 4 Posted: 12 years ago
    Colleen

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    I removed the curse word from the joke. Please do the same in the future. Thanks.

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    I kinda laughed a lot at the title-  "Obama Joke'  i laughed, I didn't know there was more to it. :)

    hector5559

    I thought Colleen giving Tommyh a good stiff talking to was funny,,

    ....President Obama mingling with residents at a retirement home asks a lady nodding in her wheelchair, "Do you know who I am ?" She looks intently and softly speaks, "No, but if you don't know you can go to the front desk and they will tell you."

    Tommyh

    Good one Ben.LOL

    I’m a Obama fan much to the chagrin of others. But the joke would be funny as all get out were other names used.  Like Trump…….

    FISH-O

    Four years ago no one thought The Donald would actually grace the planet with his opulancy ... The Universe is in fact, Abundant.
    Benthere

    ....chagrin is a good word/description.
    FISH-O

    Yes, very good.

    Vinny, that is funnier than the joke!  Not funny for US, though!



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