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Men hunt, Women gather. Men protect, Women nurture. They think differently. They believe different things. 

12 years ago. Rating: 11
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Women think with one head, men with two (though only one, functionally).

Men think, women feel.

Men never get headaches unnecessarily, women, occasionally.

Men can't guess.  Women always say, "If you don't know how I feel, then forget it."

A man's place is on a couch, with beer in hand.  Women's place is at Macy's.

Finally,

"God made man before woman so that man would have time to think of an answer for the woman's first question."  

to which we all say  "aMEN."

 

 

 

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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I a glass half full or half empty.

To me it's always Half full to my wife half empty.

12 years ago. Rating: 6
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Men cook in restaurants, women cook at home.  Men are tailors, women are sewers.........

12 years ago. Rating: 6
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This would take a book to answer. Read Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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women may be better at multi tasking than men ,women can talk and listen at the same time. Q)How  do you please a man .A) Show up naked with a carton of beer.

12 years ago. Rating: 5
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42 years and I still can't figure this one out. The wife and the question.

12 years ago. Rating: 4
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" A (woman) will worry about the future until she gets a (husband), a man never worry's about the  future until he marries a woman).'

12 years ago. Rating: 3
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Men have only two thoughts, food and sex...

Women have intelligent thoughts.

12 years ago. Rating: 2
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