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Freeloader.

12 years ago. Rating: 2
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Their official title is "Duke and Duchess of Cambridge". If William ever troubles to have his own calling card printed, it need only carry the single word "Cambridge", because the custom amongst the British aristocracy is to assume that everyone knows who you are anyhow, so no more information is needed than that.

William's royal family name is Windsor, but Robbsusan can safely assume that he and his wife will have several other titles. Oh, and by the way, Robbsusan, in the VERY VERY VERY VERY unlikely event that you will ever be permitted to meet either of them, you MUST address the young woman who was so recently just plain Kate Middleton as "Your Grace" and "Ma'am".

One wonders if all this adulation of William and Kate will last as they get older. It's true "Wills" is 3rd in line for the throne but his Granma shows every sign of living to 100 years old and staying Queen, by which time Willam's father (Prince Charles, Duke of Cornwall, next in line) will be about eighty five years old and will probably live just as long.

I agree with "Digger" above that a good name for the whole family would be Freeloader. Hopefully, quite soon, the British public will have had enough of the whole Royal system and the country will be a republic.

Then The Duke could join the ranks of the unemployed and homeless, unless he can get a job as a heli pilot. I suppose Kate might be able to face up to the hard graft of shelf-stacking at Tesco. If she has common-sense enough.

Roll on the day.

12 years ago. Rating: 2
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Bulletman, if you include Queen Liz, Charles is 2 and Will is 3rd.

12 years ago. Rating: 1
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