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    (PANDA); "ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED HIS JUST PURCHASED (SACK OF RAW EGGS) ON THE (CONCRETE FLOOR) YESTERDAY . AND TO THE (PANDA'S) SURPRISE NOT EVEN A CRACK!" "(HOW WAS THAT POSSIBLE)?"

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    The eggs might have ended up scrambled but there were no cracks in the concrete floor.
    PANDA

    "I RECK-ON ITS JUST NOT THAT EASY TO PUT (CRACKS IN CONCRETE)!" MS (COLEEN'S) JUST TOO "DANG"! INTELLIGENT." THAT "FRIGHT-ENS" THE (PANDA) ABOUT A WOMAN. "OH! I'M (JUST KIDD-IN)!"(L.O.L.)
    How about egg-powder?
    PANDA

    "A VERY INQUISITIVE ANSWER; BUT UNFORTUNATELY A WRONG ANSWER!"
    You did say "sack" which I think means "bag" but where they also in an egg carton? Both of those things would "soften the blow" considerably.
    "IN (ARIZONA) WE SAY "SACK" & YES!(MA"AM) THEY WERE WELL CONTAINED." "YES (MA'AM) I RECK-ON THAT WOULD "SOFTEN THE BLOW"! SPEAK'IN OF WHICH THE (PANDA) DON'T MIND A (SOFT) BLOW NOW & THEN!""BUT I "DIGRESS"! (PANDA) IS LOOK-IN FOR ANOTHER POSSIBILITY.
    6dogs4us

    Pandy get your mind outta the gutter!
    PANDA

    "WHATS WRONG WITH THE PHRASE (MA'AM)? (PANDA'S) JUST BE-IN "POLITE"! Heh,Heh,Heh,Heh!


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