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Did you know a farmer saw a cow abducted when he went to have a pee at 2:00 AM. It was lifted by a UFO

Did you know a farmer saw a cow abducted, when he went to have a pee at 2:00 AM? It was lifted by a UFO. And, it wasn't milking it.

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+5 Views: 775 Answers: 10 Posted: 14 years ago

carmaxable

why did he go outside to pee? sleep walking and dreaming? lol.

Commented 14 years ago

carmaxable

oh, was the farmer male or female? did he say he saw the cow being sat back down? maybe they ran in the house to take a poop after all them goings on.

Commented 14 years ago

eggplant

The farmer was male. It was in the country-side so I guess he had an outside toilet.

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Jenn

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i have to tell you a secret... My dad (a very old school tough ass cowboy type) swears he saw a uFO.. So I cant say I dont believe in them.. He doesnt joke.

14 years ago. Rating: 5
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eggplant

I've seen numerous UFOs. We live in a hotspot area. And other people have been with us, when we saw them.

commented 14 years ago

Jenn

I dont doubt you one bit... It scared the crap out of him.. He never told anyone until he told my hubby.. 40 years later.

commented 14 years ago

Jenn

He also stole Jesus' mail box.... LOL I am going to miss him so much.. he is such an amazing man.. Stop reding if you dont wanna here the story.. t it just nice to talk about him right now... So he moved in to a place and there was no mail box.. He was dirt poor... He passed the abandoned house every day going to work.. So he took the mail box.. He got home and cleaned that baby up... The name on the side said "JESUS" he promtly put it back in his pick up and set it up pretty as can be right where he found it.... I love that man.

commented 14 years ago

varon

I loved your story Jenn, God bless your father

commented 14 years ago

Colleen

LOL, great story, thanks Jenn :)

commented 14 years ago

Tommyh

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Oh really Eggy? What was he smoking?:)

14 years ago. Rating: 4
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eggplant

It was two o’clock in the morning and he had gone out to relieve himself. That’s when he saw an object stationed in the field, in the process of abducting a cow.

commented 14 years ago

daren1

to much tabloid for "eggy'

commented 14 years ago

PEOPLELOVER

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They were obviously looking to start a new mooovement back on Crypton, no couldn`t be there it blew up. Well somewhere, they left a message that said "This is no bull"

14 years ago. Rating: 4
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Tommyh

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I know you have looked at the sky at night out there in the country & seen the most beautiful view this planet has to offer.Like me you realize all of that wasn't put there just so we could gaze up in wonder.There HAS to be something else out there.anyone who doesn't think so, must be a bit naive.But c'mon Eggy! why abduct a cow! Jeez if they had asked me when I was a kid I would have gladly given 'em a couple.