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1) Adiplomat can tell you to go to hell, you could almost look forward to the trip.
2) Be nice to ur kids, they will choose your Nursing Home.
3) Beauty is in the eye of beer holder.
4) Better to understand a little, than misunderstand alot.
5) Dont argue with idiot, he/she will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
6) We live in a society where a Pizza gets to your house, faster than Police.
7) If you think no body cares if ur alive, try missing a couple of payments.
8). A computer once beat me at game of chess,but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
9)The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in dark roo.
10) Never get into a fight with an ugly person, they have nothing to loose.
11) Its not the fall that kills, its sudden stop at end of it.
12) I intend to live for ever, so far so good.
13) You are such a good friend....that if you and i were on a sinking shiptogeather, and there was only one life jacket.Id miss you heaps, miss you often.
14)A Bus is a vehicle, that runs twice as fast, when your after it , as when ur in it.!
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2) Be nice to ur kids, they will choose your Nursing Home.
3) Beauty is in the eye of beer holder.
4) Better to understand a little, than misunderstand alot.
5) Dont argue with idiot, he/she will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
6) We live in a society where a Pizza gets to your house, faster than Police.
7) If you think no body cares if ur alive, try missing a couple of payments.
8). A computer once beat me at game of chess,but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
9)The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in dark roo.
10) Never get into a fight with an ugly person, they have nothing to loose.
11) Its not the fall that kills, its sudden stop at end of it.
12) I intend to live for ever, so far so good.
13) You are such a good friend....that if you and i were on a sinking shiptogeather, and there was only one life jacket.Id miss you heaps, miss you often.
14)A Bus is a vehicle, that runs twice as fast, when your after it , as when ur in it.!
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