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    What time do ducks wake up?

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    +1  Views: 958 Answers: 2 Posted: 8 years ago

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    at the quack of dawn!
    varon

    Daren, you did make me laugh with this one.
    When their heads are on the chopping block.
    Tommyh

    No!Thats when they go to sleep- for ever!
    eggplant

    Hee, hee.
    Dollybird

    When they open their eyes.


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