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    Why did all the waterfowl kept their eyes closed except for one?

    Why did all the waterfowl keep their eyes closed except for one?

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    Just fallen in - Did not know you were telling a joke!
    eggplant

    Sorry, my jokes are puns mostly.
    For protection - If you were sleeping out in the open would you sleep soundly if there was a chance you could be attacked or eaten?
    Quite simple really - why do you think cats sleep nose to tail so there is a head at both ends and where there's a head there's teeth!
    eggplant

    He was a Peking Duck. Haa, ha.
    Anthar

    OMG There's nothing I like more than a good quip!
    Nice one Eggplant!


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