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    What is the worst pun you have ever heard?

    Keep it clean, and remember pun is here singular -one per person only please!

    +3  Views: 525 Answers: 7 Posted: 10 years ago

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    Did you hear about Oprah getting busted at the airport? Yeah, they found 30 pounds of crack on her backside..
    leeroy

    I think it may have been more like forty lbs of crack, I mean each cheek must be at least 20 lbs right?
    One of my favorite kid jokes that everyone's heard:

    Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

    O.k. you asked for it...Three friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a
    small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from
    the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was
    unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went
    back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival
    florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town
    to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their
    store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did
    so, thereby
    proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
    monkey11

    That is a true groaner!!!!
    leeroy

    It still makes me laugh...
    there was a person who sent 10 different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least 1 of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
    An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either
    Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The
    stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one (carrion)allowed per passenger."
    Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.



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