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The Pig

A man was driving down the road in the country. He looked over and saw a baby pig in the field. He stopped and picked up the pig. He was driving around town with the pig in the car and a cop sees him and pulls him over.

Cop asks "Hey, What are you doing with that pig in the car?"

The driver says "Well, I just found the pig beside the road in the field."

The cop says" I want you to take that pig to the zoo!"

The driver agrees he will take the pig to the zoo.

The next day the cop sees the guy driving around again and pulls him over. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THAT PIG TO THE ZOO!!"

He replied, "Well I did take the pig to the zoo. We had such a good time we are going to the ball game now."

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i had one... but it was a bunch of hogwash

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Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !






What do you call a pig with three eyes? …A piiig

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Oink... oink...squeal

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Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly? They squealed on each other.

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What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!

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