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    how can i make my penis larger

    0  Views: 1456 Answers: 18 Posted: 9 years ago

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    Hit it with a hammer.
    veteran01

    That's a good one Vinny, LOL!
    Ms Sinclair

    Awww. That sounds very painful.
    Vinny

    Nah, that thing can take a lot of abuse and misuse, hitting it with a hammer will just swell it up and make it bigger.. He'll be proud and happy.. :) Probably run right out to show it to his boyfriends.. LOL
    Marry a blind virgin.
    Visit "Tinas House of Fur" in Baltimore three times, They'll be calling you "King Dong".
    A daily tug is effective. Don't over do it. The women in your life will tell you if you are going too far. Also, being hung does not bring self control. Self control is vital as is finding the g-spot. There is a lurid and vivid post on this blog on the subject if someone would kindly provide direction.
    itsmee

    really? are you joking?
    robertgrist

    Not joking. I'd rather not send photo-proof. A porn star told me and several others in the biz.
    You asked about your wife cheating too.... Make sure she is really up to something before you confront her.. This question sounds like you are having some insecurity issues... I marry a man that is not huge.. But he is the best lover I have ever had...
    stugatz

    Way,way too much information there, Jenn ;-)
    Jenn

    Lol.. I am Queen TMI!
    Hand feed it.
    Buy a magnifiying glass or thicker lenses for your glasses.
    Buy a magnifiying glass or thick glasses.
    Get a girlfriend!
    Tie a housebrick to it for three weeks. You may need a new pair of trousers.
    watch asian porn, it will look big
    you can't you have what you were born with, learn to use it wisely and creatively
    hmmmm. somewhere you are published or will be or was.
    hmmmm. somewhere you are published or will be or was.
    Just face it, you were born with a standard issue white boy penis.
    try shrinking your hands
    Surgery, if you have money.
    you don't have to do a damn thing. it's just fine the way it is. men are all so worried about this issue. women don't give a flying fig for the most part. there is surgery, of course. but it would have to be a real extreme case. or a surgeon who wanted to sail his yacht to a far-away place and stay for a couple of months.
    itsmee

    make that sentence "you won't have to do a dam thing."
    amfortas

    He is ‘obsessed’ with the size of his penis. He is terrified of it. So much so that he barely ever lets the issue enter his mind for fear of total life disruption.

    Unless in a public toilet where all he does is look, in astonishment and envy, at other men’s dicks.

    They, apparently, don’t mind him looking.

    Every woman ‘knows’ this, ‘intuitively’, because he never discusses it with her.

    Every other man in the world has a bigger dick.

    That is, his is the smallest of 3.2 billion dicks, including those of little boys.

    No wonder he refuses to think about it, let alone talk to her about it.

    He makes sure his little penis is out of sight as much a possible. It is of such shamefully small proportion that he would be arrested if he showed it in public. Old ladies would faint; younger ones scream; dogs would howl and little girls need counseling for the next 35 years (at taxpayer expense).The law actually forbids it, as people would be traumatised.

    She, charitably, cannot understand his ‘obsession’. She cares nothing for size.

    “Size does not matter”, she says, nonchalantly. Why should she care?

    Even despite the fact that HER man has the smallest, weenyist, most miniscule dick in the world, she doesn’t mind.

    She loves him.

    She thinks that penis augmentation is just a silly idea.

    She could not imagine being so obsessed.

    Besides. She has BREASTS.

    And, she has bras, that have padding.

    And gels.

    And up-lifting under-wires.

    Bras that lift, shape, separate, accentuate, minimize, maximize.

    Push-up, plunge, contour, control, shape, flatten.

    Increase cleavage, decorate, contrast, attract.

    Give illusion of ‘cup of choice’, overflowing or otherwise.

    And …..silicon gel inserts at $500 per breast, along with $7500 surgical interventions that generate $ 62.8b a year of Gross Domestic Product.

    She can even get a special Surgical Loan from her health fund.

    Then there’s the diet industry. $145 trillion. p/a !

    Why should she be concerned ? Men and their obsession with size !!

    She, even with ‘petite’ breasts, will get her kit off at the sound of a camera being cocked, but he won’t –

    ‘cause his dick’s TOO small.

    Men ! Just ‘little boys’.

    She wonders if ‘lovers’ have big ones.
    itsmee

    somewhere you are published or you will be or you was at one time.
    Vinny

    WTF was that???
    digger

    I dunno Vinny. I don't read anything more than 2 inches long.


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