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    Guys:Best Pickup Lines

    What lines, if any, that you have used have proven to be the most successful in picking up women?

    +4  Views: 2601 Answers: 15 Posted: 13 years ago
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    15 Answers

    Excuse me, I lost my number......... can I have yours?

    Ms Sinclair

    aww. Cute one.

    leeroy

    Thanks hipster!

    ole hipster

    Not bad, leeroy, not bad at all!

    I saw this one one line and It cracked me up sorry, just wanted to see what you thought?''


    Hi, I'm an Astronaut. My next mission is to explore Uranus.

    IamPamela313

    <a href="/users/1635/leeroy/">@leeroy</a> - I would say, cool, I live in Venus, stop by!!!

    IamPamela313

    <a href="/users/3639/ms-sinclair/">@Ms Sinclair</a> - Good question. We all can get along. LoL!!!

    Ms Sinclair

    You peeps are too funny. lol

    leeroy

    You're funny, Venus, I get it!! Cleaver...

    If you married me I would have you just where you want me.

    Nice dress...can I talk you out of it?

    You have the most beautiful eyes I have or will ever want to see. I would love to spend my life just looking into them. ( She is now my wife ) 35 years.

    Ms Sinclair

    Umm... I can see how that worked. Congratulations.

    I told my future wife after we officially met, "I really like you. I'd love to get to know you better. When you get rid of your boy friend, call me." She did - the very next day. On our first date later that week, I asked her how many kids she wanted. She said, "Three." I said, three was a bad number because it takes too long to get seated at restaurants. Besides, the kids would always be fighting about who had to sit in the middle of the back seat. How about two instead? She told me years later it was then that she knew we would get married. Seventeen years later we are still married and we have two boys.

    Ms Sinclair

    That's nice. Glad things worked out the way you wanted them to.

    bluedeath

    Honesty is always the best policy. If you really want to get to know someone because you think they have beautiful eyes or a body, just tell them you would like to get to know them better and give them your telephone number. That way they can make the decision to call you when they are ready.

    bluedeath

    Thank you. Yes, everything worked out and hopefully things will continue to work. We've been together 20 years now, so I am pretty sure things won't change any time soon. Now if we can get the kids out of the house... I've decided two is a better number than four, especially with teenage boys and the cost of food! LOL.

    ole hipster

    bluedeath, my friend..you are too funny! And honest to boot...your wife is a fortunate woman!

    I DIDN'T KNOW ANGLES COULD FLY SO LOW !!

    Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you!!!

    IamPamela313

    <a href="/users/1635/leeroy/">@leeroy</a> - You know it's been so long since I heard a pick-up line, that was the only one I could remember, corny, huh!!!

    leeroy

    omg, cracking up over that one!!!

    My husband heard this on a movie he tells all of his friends to say it... It is very rude.........................You wanna a pizza and a f@#k.... if the girl says no, say... what you dont like pizza.

    Jenn

    No but it works... and it is funny

    Ms Sinclair

    Crude but amusing.

    ole hipster

    So romantic and enticing to a woman! NOT! (:

    schubee

    So funny!!

    Hi , I seem to of misplaced my cell phone, can you call 9084252773 and see if anyone answers it ?

    Ms Sinclair

    Did it work?

    banksizit

    LOL i tried it last nite

    ole hipster

    Now this one would work sometimes!

    banksizit

    to answer ms sinclair ...yes and no . I did get a date with her 2 days later, but it was a dull evening.

    If we could get sex over, it might be nice to get to know each other and go on a real date.

    I just realized NONE of my pick up lines ever worked so WHY am I commenting here like they did? :(

    ole hipster

    An honest man!

    Can I get your phone number?

    Is your father a farmer?
    No?
    So how did he grow such a beautiful thing?

    leeroy

    Good one Volcane, I heard one similar to that one, Is your father a baker? No? Well he sure knows how to make an amazing set of buns.

    Ok, touse are all horible and will never get you a date with a chick. why not try: "Hey i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonight?" or "I bit my lip can you kiss it better?" or even "You look familiar, did you graduate from USW? The university of stuning women." they would work on me~

    schubee

    Cool lines!!



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