jokes,does anyone have a good one?

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    Paddys wife has never had an orgasm so they decided to go to Doctor to find out why. After a number of tests and questions, the Doctor suggests, that Paddys wife may be over heating during sex.Paddy refuses to buy a fan, so he decides to get his mate round to waft a towel on them during sex. After twenty minuits of wafting, still no orgasm , so his mate suggests a swap. Ill shag her and you waft the towel, Paddy agrees and with in seconds Paddys wife is screaming in pleasure and had the best orgasm ever. Paddy turns slowly to his mate and says, and that my old son is how to wafe a F towel.
    (1) Its important to hv a woman, who helpes at home, who cooks fr time to time.
    (2) Its important to hv woman, who can make you laugh.
    (3) Its good to hv a woman, who you can trust, and does not lie to you.
    (4) Its good to hv woman, who is good in bed,andwho likes to be with you.
    (5)Its very,very, important, that these four women do not know about each other.
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