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    How many virgins is Osama doing right now?

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    0  Views: 1893 Answers: 6 Posted: 12 years ago
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      He's bowing to God and begging for forgiveness. The answer, you made your choice I never knew you.
      12 years ago. Rating: 2
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        Dont know what virgins exist when you are sitting lower than whale crap on the bottom of the ocean. Oh i know , they are called guilts. A female pig not bred yet. He has it going on with 69 female pigs. They wont eat a pig , but they will be breeding one.
        12 years ago. Rating: 1
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          I think right now he's finding out there's no such thing virgins there either.. maybe a few ugly second graders..

          12 years ago. Rating: 0
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            I believe if a Muslim isn't lying face down at their burial, they can't enter into their reward, where ever that is ? I doubt that he'll be laying face down on the ocean floor.

            I'm sure the fish, crabs, and ocean creatures are having a nice lunch with Osama as we speak.
            12 years ago. Rating: 0
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              That last thing hell has to offer is virgins.
              12 years ago. Rating: 0
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                Unless he can hold his breath a Lo-o-o-o-o-ong time--NONE is my guess. Remember, they put him in a burlap sack and dumped his raggedy-butt in the ocean. (such a waste of burlap. Tried buying it lately? Wow! Spendy!!!!)
                12 years ago. Rating: 0
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                  Laurie Bean

                  wasnt burlap unless burlap is weighted
                  commented 12 years ago


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