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I am a senior citizen......

I am the life of a party...even if it lasts until 8 p.m.

I am wrinkled, saggy, and lumpy....and that's just my left leg.

I'm not grouchy....I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians....

I am realizing that aging is not for sissies.

I am walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.

I am good at telling stories.....over and over and over and over again.

I am anti-everything now: anit-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflamatory.

I am in the "initial" stage of my golden years: SSs, C.D.'s, IRA's, AARP.

I am a walking storeroom of facts...I have just lost the key to the storeroom.

I'm a senior citizen and I think I am having the time of my life....aren't I?

I think so.

However old Granpa3 is. Now THAT'S old !