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    how old is old

    +1  Views: 369 Answers: 3 Posted: 7 years ago

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    I am a senior citizen......


    I am the life of a party...even if it lasts until 8 p.m.


    I am wrinkled, saggy, and lumpy....and that's just my left leg.


    I'm not grouchy....I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians....


    I am realizing that aging is not for sissies.


    I am walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.


    I am good at telling stories.....over and over and over and over again.


    I am anti-everything now: anit-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflamatory.


    I am in the "initial" stage of my golden years: SSs, C.D.'s, IRA's, AARP.


    I am a walking storeroom of facts...I have just lost the key to the storeroom.


    I'm a senior citizen and I think I am having the time of my life....aren't I?


     


     


     


     

    IamPamela313

    Yes you are, Chi!

    I think so.

    However old Granpa3 is. Now THAT'S old !



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