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Voted Best Scottish Short Joke
A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the librarian,
'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hae ony books on suicide?'
At which she stops what she is doing, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,
'Bugger off, ye'll no bring it back!'
A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the librarian,
'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hae ony books on suicide?'
At which she stops what she is doing, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,
'Bugger off, ye'll no bring it back!'
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