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    What are some corny jokes?

    +2  Views: 503 Answers: 3 Posted: 5 years ago

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    Ducky, I think he's asking YOU.

    Ducky

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    Jokes? No, I only hand out compliments, remember?

    I just heard this on the radio in my car last night. The show was talking about the rigors of marriage and what couples go through. The joke is:  "A man told his wife, "Because of my age, I CHOSE you." Well the wife sought revenge, in many small ways, every day after that.

    mycatsmom

    I don't get it .......
    tabber

    mycatsmom. the husband expressed this thought to his wife like it was a compliment. And he said it like it was a compliment, but it was really an insult. He was saying because he was too old, or maybe too young, he chose her for his wife. otherwise if not for being too old he would have picked somebody else. let me know if you get it. LOL
    mycatsmom

    oh . ok . LOL

    Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"                                                                                                              Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" 
    Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."                                                                     In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

    mycatsmom

    that was cute :-)


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