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    how to kill myself with a narwhal

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    Oh yeaaa???...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTRTJY1RVYc

    Here's a poster for your wall while you figure things out.


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    School of Narwhals as they await your arrival.


     

    How do you know that the narwhal wants to be killed?

    Is it a real Narwhal, or just a Mermaid.  That must be first established, as penalties are hefty for killing mermaids... 

    You're kidding, right? I’d say just hold onto the fins (if that’s what they have) and don’t let go!

    nomdeplume

    Narwhals are mammals so don't have fins. Another way of ending your life with one could be to jump off an iceberg and hope to become impaled on its horn which is in fact a grossly elongated upper left canine tooth.
    jhharlan

    Thanks, Nom. I had never heard of them before this question.......
    mycatsmom

    Nom, I know they're mammals, but how do they swim without fins ?
    nomdeplume

    OK, narwhals do have tail fins as do other aquatic mammals such as whales, and dolphins. The tail fin is horizontal as they are air breathers and have to surface to breathe. Fish get their oxygen from the water so have vertical fins as they don't need to surface.
    jhharlan

    So, the questioner can grab a tail fin and hold on until dead.....

    Try disguising yourself as a fish, then you might be eaten.



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