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    0  Views: 1944 Answers: 6 Posted: 10 years ago
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      Oh yeaaa???...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTRTJY1RVYc

      10 years ago. Rating: 8
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        Here's a poster for your wall while you figure things out.


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        School of Narwhals as they await your arrival.


         

        10 years ago. Rating: 7
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          How do you know that the narwhal wants to be killed?

          10 years ago. Rating: 6
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            Is it a real Narwhal, or just a Mermaid.  That must be first established, as penalties are hefty for killing mermaids... 

            10 years ago. Rating: 6
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              You're kidding, right? I’d say just hold onto the fins (if that’s what they have) and don’t let go!

              10 years ago. Rating: 5
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                nomdeplume

                Narwhals are mammals so don't have fins. Another way of ending your life with one could be to jump off an iceberg and hope to become impaled on its horn which is in fact a grossly elongated upper left canine tooth.
                commented 10 years ago
                jhharlan

                Thanks, Nom. I had never heard of them before this question.......
                commented 10 years ago
                mycatsmom

                Nom, I know they're mammals, but how do they swim without fins ?
                commented 10 years ago
                nomdeplume

                OK, narwhals do have tail fins as do other aquatic mammals such as whales, and dolphins. The tail fin is horizontal as they are air breathers and have to surface to breathe. Fish get their oxygen from the water so have vertical fins as they don't need to surface.
                commented 10 years ago
                jhharlan

                So, the questioner can grab a tail fin and hold on until dead.....
                commented 10 years ago

                Try disguising yourself as a fish, then you might be eaten.

                10 years ago. Rating: 4
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