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Grand Dad,Where's your hair?

I was drying my sons hair after bathtime, I think he was 5 or 6 years old, and of course being a Dad I was a wee bit rough, he kept yelling "stop stop stop" when I didn't stop he yelled "WHAT ARE YOU? EAR BLIND?" not too bad for his age. ;)

Le fish............

My niece once told my sister she couldn’t do something as asked because she was “busy-ing” and the turn of phrase stuck.  Now when my hands are full I say “Can’t. I’m busying”………..

Art Linkletter had that show, Kids Say the Darnedest Things.  Mine would be when my son sent me a father's day card of a father and son sitting with backs turned.  Their shirts matched, and hairdo too, both balding.  He was making a jab at me, he was 8 at the time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBCJWpsrBaE