Kids say the darnedest things!

    Dateline: October, 2000:  Prepping a class of 7th & 8th graders for a test in Social Etiquette, I posed the question, "When is it appropriate for you to leave a funeral service?" Justin's hand shot up first:  "Right after the bride and groom!" 

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    Was that kid in the advanced placement class, how did he know so much about marriage?

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    Grand Dad,Where's your hair?


    In the washing machine of course with Granma's knickers,

    I was drying my sons hair after bathtime, I think he was 5 or 6 years old, and of course being a Dad I was a wee bit rough, he kept yelling "stop stop stop" when I didn't stop he yelled "WHAT ARE YOU? EAR BLIND?" not too bad for his age. ;)


    Le fish............




    And you could have been eye deaf, if you didn't see! smart kid...

    That is so funny!

    My niece once told my sister she couldn’t do something as asked because she was “busy-ing” and the turn of phrase stuck.  Now when my hands are full I say “Can’t. I’m busying”………..

    Art Linkletter had that show, Kids Say the Darnedest Things.  Mine would be when my son sent me a father's day card of a father and son sitting with backs turned.  Their shirts matched, and hairdo too, both balding.  He was making a jab at me, he was 8 at the time...

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