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Kids say the darnedest things!

Dateline: October, 2000: Prepping a class of 7th & 8th graders for a test in Social Etiquette, I posed the question, "When is it appropriate for you to leave a funeral service?" Justin's hand shot up first: "Right after the bride and groom!"

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bustieone

Was that kid in the advanced placement class, how did he know so much about marriage?

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Tommyh

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Grand Dad,Where's your hair?

11 years ago. Rating: 11
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hector5559

In the washing machine of course with Granma's knickers,

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ROMOS

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I was drying my sons hair after bathtime, I think he was 5 or 6 years old, and of course being a Dad I was a wee bit rough, he kept yelling "stop stop stop" when I didn't stop he yelled "WHAT ARE YOU? EAR BLIND?" not too bad for his age. ;)

Le fish............

11 years ago. Rating: 8
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bustieone

And you could have been eye deaf, if you didn't see! smart kid...

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Bob/PKB

That is so funny!

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jhharlan

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My niece once told my sister she couldn’t do something as asked because she was “busy-ing” and the turn of phrase stuck. Now when my hands are full I say “Can’t. I’m busying”………..

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bustieone

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Art Linkletter had that show, Kids Say the Darnedest Things. Mine would be when my son sent me a father's day card of a father and son sitting with backs turned. Their shirts matched, and hairdo too, both balding. He was making a jab at me, he was 8 at the time...