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    The bed drank my water!

    This is my son's newest thing.  He spills water and declares that something drank it.  This applies to all fluids and it's not his fault. 


     


    He is beyond cute and I can not maintain a serious face.  I may need to have my sense of humour surgically removed!


     


    What to do?


     


     

    +6  Views: 972 Answers: 5 Posted: 10 years ago
    figtree3

    At least he didn't have to say; "The bed told me it was the toilet."
    FISH-O

    I love your spin on the situation and yes... you are correct. He did not say that. :D My dogs however? Oh, my little rescue dogs.... gotta love the dog!

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    Maybe mean to try but cry, so disappointed, take all the blame and cry cry cry whenever something rotten happens. Cry and mourn, be really sad……….

    FISH-O

    This may be funnier than 'the bed drank my water'... comedy ensues!

    Well...son. You'll just have to make sure that no one steals your things.


    First; you need to put your drink where nothing else can get it.


    Maybe we can put your liquids in a cool sports bottle. One with nice tight lid and a sturdy straw?


    There just isn't enough juice in this house to feed the 'drink bandits' too ;)


    ...then, if you begin to laugh, hold it and pretend to be holding back a sneeze!


     


     

    itsmee

    "hold your nose and pretend to be holding back a sneeze" Very good. Your answers are good and kinda funny.

    Fishlet, I can just picture your little one looking at you with total imp and innocence, thinking he's got you fooled!  No wonder you laugh.  


    (by the way, I agree with you)

    FISH-O

    God forgive a person who finally defends themselves or understands algebra... shaking my head now. Hugs. I am done.

    your approach firstly depends on how old he is. Is he two or three ?

    Colleen

    Moderator
    Where did you ever mention his age Fishlet? Unless mcm's comment got edited, I see nothing in her comment that is so out of line that you needed to be so harsh with her.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    I think she was just trying to come up with an age dependent solution. I think she missed the fact that you were not really looking for a solution to a problem and that you posted this for the humor value not for a solution.
    mycatsmom

    Fish asked, "What to do " ?
    My major is in Spec.Educ and Reg Educ, and yes, I did teach for 9 years....including in a pre-school as well as in a school district. Before that, I was an LPN.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Nothing has been changed. I have asked mcm in e-mail to avoid your posts. She agreed to do so. I'll ask you to do the same, just avoid her questions and answers. Enough is enough already. Nothing has been changed since her first response to your post. You are now posting too many hurtful comments about another member. Let it go please.

    Can I have him, fishlet?  

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