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A little old lady got into a lift and two rich ladys were in the same lift. One lifted her arm and said beautiful perfum $190 per bottle. The other did the same and said $300 per bottle. The little old lady lifted her leg, let off a big fart and said Baked beans $2 per tin

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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Check this page  >http://www.akaqa.com/Search?q=good+jokes

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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I do know a joke, but he takes himself QUITE seriously.

9 years ago. Rating: 7
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A Texan rancher comes to Ireland and meets a Kerry farmer. The Texan says, it takes all day for me to drive from one end of my ranch to the other. The Kerry famer says. Ah sure, I know Sir, we have tractors like that over here also.

Two Paddies were working for the City Public Works Department.  One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him, and fill the holes in. They worked up one side of the street, and down the other side, then move on to another street, working furiously all day, with out a break or a rest. One man digging a hole, and other filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but could not understand what they were doing. So he said to the hole digger, Im impressed by the effords you two are putting into your work, but I dont get it. Why do you dig a hole only to have your partner to follow behind and fill it in again? The hold digger wiped his brow and sighed. Well I suppose it looks odd because we are normally a  three person team  But today the lad that plants the trees, called in sick.

12 years ago. Rating: 6
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Whats one thing in common with a tornado , hurricane , and east texas divorce? ----------Someone going to lose a mobile home.

9 years ago. Rating: 6
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....yes.

9 years ago. Rating: 5
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Yes David Cameron. 

9 years ago. Rating: 5
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An American in Aussie on tour asks the guide how long did it take to build the Sydney Harbour Bridge,the tour guy says "about 2 years",The American guy say's."well back in the US of A we would build that in about 1 year",when they came to the Gateway Bridge the American said,"and how long did it take you to build that there bridge",The Aussie guide says"about 3 years",the American say's,"well back in the US of A we would build that bridge in about 2 years",the tour guide is getting a bit peeved by this Bloke,,so when they come to the Sydney Opera House,the American say's."and how long did it take you guys to build that there Opera House",The tour guide turned to the American and said"stuffed if i know mate,it wasn't there yesterday..>>>>>>>><<<<<<..

9 years ago. Rating: 4
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What is brown and sticky?

9 years ago. Rating: 4
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I typically prefer modern design cues on link titanium watches but the titanium Zulu Time 39 made me reconsider this. See sized to my wrist the Longines Zulu Time 39 titanium weighs 96 grams interestingly the exact same as a vintage Rolex 1016 sized to the same wrist. The light feel of titanium almost evokes those vintage stainless-steel watches that can disappear on wrist. link Modern link stainless-steel watches are generally too heavy to match this easy-wearing vintage vibe.

25 days ago. Rating: 0
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