friendindeed

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SAD NEWS...Headless Man Suffocates

Hey Man. You will now have to answer with your heart and not your head. That will be good LOL

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+7 Views: 1096 Answers: 10 Posted: 11 years ago

Tags: medical. funny

friendindeed

Poor man. He tried to post his head to me to fix. He packed it in a plastic bag and he could not breath. Is this the end to AKA as we know it.

Commented 11 years ago

Poppy3

Hello you - if you really looked like your picture - I would definately be your friend - you look so laid back and cool.

Commented 11 years ago

friendindeed

Thanks Poppy3. I am so cool ice cream wont melt in my mouth. A room cools down when I enter.

Commented 11 years ago

Poppy3

I guess you have the chemistry to go with those looks!!!!

Commented 11 years ago

Chiangmai

Chemistry or chemical?

Commented 11 years ago

Dardaigh

I just wanted to pop in to say hello, Friendindeed.
Nice to finally meet you! :)

Commented 11 years ago

Poppy3

Chiangmai - you are so right - but it was a sort of dubla entendre - I know wrong spelling.

Commented 11 years ago

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FISH-O

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What!!!?

I thought someone had guided him to "Lost and Found". Dang! Now, he will have to go shopping for a new one.

I wonder which model he will choose.

11 years ago. Rating: 18
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dowsa

"OH one comes to mind R. James

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

Randy took a large risk packing his head up and sending it off.
Sad and true... Le' Boo Hoo.
... No tears for R.James ... just a couple of frying pans with his name on them!

commented 11 years ago

jhharlan

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Did you do this? I shall miss him.............

11 years ago. Rating: 12
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daren1

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perhaps he should have quited while he was a head..I'm sure he won't be speechless..

11 years ago. Rating: 11
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Chiangmai

An A for creativity, Daren. :)

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

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ROFL!!! It's good to hear from you friendindeed!

11 years ago. Rating: 9
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ed shank

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If this is a joke, I'm not getting it. Explain.

11 years ago. Rating: 9
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Colleen

Headless man (Randy) made a picture of his head in a shipping crate. He then posted that he was sending his head to friendindeed to fix it. Friendindeed then posted this saying he sent it back because it had perished due to Randy wrapping it in plastic. I opened the postal service complete with returned picture for Randy to pick up. I do agree however that FID could have titled this thread differently. It is a shock to see if one does not know the joke started by Randy himself.

commented 11 years ago

Ann

I did not get it either, Ed, until Colleen explained it.

commented 11 years ago

Chiangmai

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If he is headless, unlike roaches that breathe through the body, how does he suffocate?

11 years ago. Rating: 8
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facebook

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It Colleen falt she went and mail his head at the wrong address, Now you'll need too go at the lost & found, wherever that is?

11 years ago. Rating: 7
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west-bus

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Tragic though this is, life goes on and, with the passing of time, we will get over it.

Forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive them that trespass against us. Amen.

11 years ago. Rating: 7
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So now I totally understand Colleen's question !

11 years ago. Rating: 7
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Headless Man

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I'm still here.........HA HA HA HA

10 years ago. Rating: 4
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FISH-O

Yes you are and your head is still in your hands!

commented 10 years ago

Headless Man

friendindeed gave me mouth to mouth, was really gross......lol

commented 10 years ago

FISH-O

You poor Man! I feel your pain ... :D

commented 10 years ago

friendindeed

If I gave him Mouth to mouth I would still be brushing my teeth. Probibly I have kissed worse in the past.

commented 10 years ago

FISH-O

Ahhhhhh. You guys. I can feel the love from here! :D

commented 10 years ago

friendindeed

Fishlet...I am sure you know just looking at me I am a great kisser. There are those who simply pretend to die just to get me to give the kiss of life. When I look in the mirror I can see why. Ha

commented 10 years ago

FISH-O

Swoooooon ... Thud. I have fainted again Friendindeed. The very thought of you being a good kisser on top of those incredibly good looks is too much for this little fish to handle. :)

commented 10 years ago

Headless Man

I think he blew down my air hole, no lip to lip, thank GOD

commented 10 years ago

FISH-O

Now, you are a whale? A vegetarian whale, I hope.

commented 10 years ago

friendindeed

Did I look into your eyes as I was doing it

commented 10 years ago

Headless Man

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