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    Design your gravestone

    "Assuming" you have a final resting place that one might visit, what would be engraved on the stone or slab or plaque (or whatever)? 
    Mine might say:  "She tried. God knows she tried."  

    +9  Views: 1007 Answers: 14 Posted: 11 years ago
    doolittle

    LOL
    dowsa

    THEN SHE WAS FRIED SHE WAS FRIED SIZZLE

    14 Answers

    I will be cremated but if I were to have a headstone, it would read:


    To all members of akaQA,


    YOU'RE STILL NOT SAFE! 


    : )


     


     

    dowsa

    I WOULD INVITE ALL DOC DOO`S ANIMALS TO DOO ! YOU KNOW WHAT ALL OVER. WOW THAT WOULD CAUSE A STINK.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    I could haunt you from the clouds.
    dowsa

    I WOULD KNOW AS THEY ARE SEE THROUGH CLOUDS I WOULD LIFT UP MY KILT AND BLOW YOU AWAY
    Colleen

    Moderator
    I'll send a lightening strike to that skirt of yours :)
    lindilou

    bwahahahaha!! ;D
    dowsa

    ITS NOT MINE I BORROWED IT FROM ROMOS I WANTED TO START A "FLEAMILY ""OH THE POOR WEE THINGS "SIZZLE "SIZZLE!

    Mine would say "That's right..walk all over me"  LOL

    dowsa

    "OK I WILL CAN I ALSO LET THE DOG DOO ITS YOU KNOW WHAT ?
    doolittle

    Of course Dowsa- heck bring all of the dogs! (I won't be buried there anyway :)
    lindilou

    ...here...lemme take off me shoes...ahhh..there, there DooLittle...that better? A little walk on the back always straightens me right out! I'm like.."Hey! (as I leap from my matt on the floor) what the heck is going on here?" and then my personal masseuse...'Nakita Dances on Bears' rears her fuzzy face at me as she continues to ply me for more attention whether I am comatose or otherwise! Now this wouldn't be such a bad state of affairs were it not for the fact that my masseuse is also a catupuncturist at the same time so it's YOWSA time during the whole damn torture..I mean massage...oh lord have mercy...here she comes noo-oooowwww!!! ;O

    My headstone should be a carousel….an amusement park ride….what fun…going no where fast. 

    " NOW can I have a smoke ? "

    dowsa

    WHY NOT ASHES TO ASHES

    Shhh...I can still HEAR what you're saying!

    dowsa

    ITHOUGHT YOU WERE STONE DEAF?

    A fish with a bullseye in the center.


    Here lies the Fishlet who was a disobedient little fish... Poor little fish had a mind of her own... Ja vol Herr Kommandant!


    Place flowers here v

    doolittle

    Haha- Good one!
    whovin

    He He lol:)
    dowsa

    ONLY YOU COULD COME UP WITH THAT LOL

    KEEP HANDS OFF MY STONE IF YOU ARE A PAN HANDLER (REFERRING TO MY WIFE ) YOU CAN LICK MY STONE CLEAN WITH YOUR "TONGUING" AS  YOU  LIKE LASHING  OUT.

    Now I lay me self down.


    So that I might have a little worm in the grownd.


    Wont you joint me when the time come around.

    I'll be back, 

    If I do end up with a headstone I think it should read...."Good God,I hope I'm dead"..

    You should have seen my happy ass when I was alive - not now!

    Name and then ....

    "Now everyone else rests in peace"

    Bob/PKB

    Bit of a hell raiser, eh daren1?
    daren1

    No not really just enjoying my time here .. as short as it may be , my heart is where it should be but sometimes my soul drifts back into worldly thoughts..
    Bob/PKB

    Not that it makes any difference, but I always admire and respect what you offer here and think you'd be a good person to call "friend".
    daren1

    Thanks Bobby the feeling mutual ..I agree i do get a bit "silly" sometimes but it's all in good faith as well as fun ,
    Bob/PKB

    silly is good. we know when to be silly and when to be, uh, not silly.

    Thank You For Letting Me Be Myself  & Stand Up For People!



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