ROMOS

Karma: 2300335

HOI!!! Dowsa ma man...ye got tae the 200K eventually, WELL DONE.

KOTF Salutes you Sir.

SLAINTE!

FOLLOW FOLLOW!

+24 Views: 4000 Answers: 25 Posted: 11 years ago

dowsa

thanks pal .Time FLEAS In so fast See you in THREE. FOLLOW FOLLOW.

Commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

You bet mate, I'll be there in three!
FOLLOW FOLLOW!

Commented 11 years ago

dowsa

HEY PAL HAVE YOU GOT A TWIN ROMOS 2 ? JUST SEEN HIS COMMENTS AND ANSWERS

Commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

Couldny get intae ma ane accoont, hud tae open a new one fur a wee while, I'm back noo though.

Commented 11 years ago

dowsa

GOT a fright I thought he said FOLLOW FOLLOW the "TIC" HE HAD ON a green Tammie and kilt!

Commented 11 years ago

25 Answers

Colleen

Karma: 2042400

Best answer!

11 years ago. Rating: 24

dowsa

I SUSPECTED SOMETHING LIKE THAT WOULD COME FROM "YOU."OH NO MORE HEADACHES JUST PURCHASE A STEEL ELEMENT FROM E-BAY .NOW HAVE MY WIFE LAUGHING ITS A QUEEN VICTORIA BEDPAN BLOODY PAN COMES INTO IT AGAIN.( BODILY FUNCTIONS UNMENTIONABLE !) I HAVE SAID IT THANKS AGAIN COLLEEN .

commented 11 years ago

Colleen

Please leave the "S" word out. I tried to edit it and you changed it back. Now I've removed it. It's not a pleasant word for general viewing. Thanks.

commented 11 years ago

dowsa

SORRY COLLEEN .I got overexcited TWICE MEANT TO SAY EXCREMENT.BUT COULDN'T SPELL IT."OH PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU KNOW "WHO ?

commented 11 years ago

Colleen

Too late, she knows.......

commented 11 years ago

dowsa

"OUCH. "OUCH .I AM LEAVING YOU JOSIE ! AND WHO IS DAFT ENOUGH TO TAKE YOU IN ? HMM. "COLLEEN !

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

Karma: 954810

Congratulations Dowsa! Whoot!

11 years ago. Rating: 27

dowsa

IS THAT ROMOS ( ROY) LIKE THE BLUE .YOU GOT IT RIGHT FISHLET.I LOVE FISH AS PETS NOW.I WILL NOT ATTACK YOU ANYMORE. THANK YOU GIRL.THAT`S HOW I GOT A JOB INTERVIEW AND PAST.DRESSED LIKE THAT MY LOVE TO YOU YOUR HUBBY AND FAMILY."OOOPS NEARLY SAID "FLEAMILY" HE IS EVERY WHERE.

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

commented 11 years ago

dowsa

"OH FISHLET HE IS BLUE AS WELL WE BOTH FOLLOW FOLLOW RANGERS IN BLUE STRIPS "OH HE IS RED WITH ANGER "OH BUT THANK YOU WOW I AM SO HANDSOME.SORRY FLEAMAN.

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

Karma: 1032535

Dowsa is 200,000 worth of funny! Congrats!

(And gives seriously good answers too.)

11 years ago. Rating: 26

dowsa

THANK YOU DUCKY "OH I AM NOT INTO EATING DUCK OR FISHLET.YOU HAVE MADE ME VERY HUMBLE .WITH WHAT YOU HAVE JUST SAID ("WHAT DID DUCKY SAY ) HE HE .MY LOVE AND BEST WISHES GO WITH YOU DEAR FRIEND THANK YOU DOWSA.

commented 11 years ago

Dardaigh

Karma: 339290

DOWSA, CONGRATULATIONS ME FINE FELLA! :)

A wee Scottish brekky tae help ye celebrate...

11 years ago. Rating: 26

dowsa

I AM STARVING ARE YOU TAKING THE MICK PATRICK ? NOO JIST HAUD ON!"GREET ANY MARE !!

commented 11 years ago

Dardaigh

LOL, Dowsa...not a'tall, a'tall...just a lovely breakfast for a lovely Scottish man! :D

commented 11 years ago

clu

Is that a can of soda with breakfast? LOL

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

It's usually a can of lager clu.....
LOL.

commented 11 years ago

dowsa

DARDaigh. LANG MAY YER LUM REEK. MA BELLY IS SORE FEELING PEELY WALLEY

commented 11 years ago

Dardaigh

Um, ye tint me efter th' first bit, Dowsa. LOL :)

commented 11 years ago

lindilou

....I LOVE you foreigners so much!!! Hahahaha! (smooch)

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

Smooch?

commented 11 years ago

Dardaigh

You foreigners? LOL

Nobuddys a furriner here , Missy. :)

She's givin' ya a kiss, matey.

commented 11 years ago

lindilou

Yeh man...blowing you all a big kiss...I love the way you all write in the sort of accents you speak with..it enriches my understanding of you which is a beautiful thing man! So big smooch to you all 'cross the pond and beyond! ;)

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

Yer no foolin me wumin!
If ye want tae smooch we can smooch.
In private tho.
:-)

commented 11 years ago

lindilou

.....(blush).....

commented 11 years ago

Dardaigh

And Dardaigh draws the curtain, so people can avert their eyes....:P

commented 11 years ago

dowsa

Dardaigh.DAE YE THINK THEM PAIR ARE HAVING IT AFF.THAT SKINNY MALINKY LONGLEGS KILTTIE WAN.A COUPLE O"BAW HEIDS. "QCH lindilou O" GIE IT LALDY!

commented 11 years ago

Dardaigh

Hmmmm....best ask ROMOS and Lindi that question, Dowse...LOL! ;)

commented 11 years ago

lindilou

Hush you two now!!! I'm not that kind of girl...well...that's kinda throwing it a little...woman then. Not tha' kinda woman!
Besides I think ROMOS KOTF is a 'taken man' and YES in the biblical sense of it (is there one?)...anyway...it wasn't a sexual thang dudes and 'dudette' ...serves me right fer interfering just to tell you all my deepest most heart felt feelings 'bout y'all (and there goes the waterworks folks...weepsy weep le' boo le' hoo! (pass the tissues please!)
(sniffle weep sniff....'pffoo' (blowing my nose)

commented 11 years ago

Dardaigh

Methinks Lindi is in need of a male shoulder..... :D

commented 11 years ago

lindilou

Tnx Dar...'s better than an armpit I guess...I mean what with all my sniffling and...well.. you get my 'drift'!! hahaha...funny...I'm not cryin' anymore!! haha! You were wrong !!! hee hee

commented 11 years ago

Dardaigh

"Better than an armpit"...ROFL, Lindigirl! :D

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

Better than my armpit anyway......
LOL

commented 11 years ago

dowsa

"AYE lindilou.blow your nose on the fleaman`s "kilt droon`t all hie fleamily its noo fair noo am greeting sniff got a spare hankie(SNOOT-cloot)

commented 11 years ago

lindilou

There, there me boy...have an armpit to cry in..there, there (get my 'drift') and here's a hanky...poor sod...(weepsyweep!) sniff

commented 11 years ago

dowsa

dont know about your "drift linda "phew !you should try shaving first that forest is doing my sinus in ROMOS`s fleas would be happy in your armpits.Snug in a rug.

commented 11 years ago

lindilou

That's the Sasquatches armpit dowsa!! Your aim is off lad! Must be the tears...from the odiferous wafting aroma de bigfoot...big armpit more like...now git yer head outta there before he falls in love wi' ye!! ;D

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

Ma Fleamily arenae keen oan Sasquatch.

commented 11 years ago

lindilou

The 'Big' ones have their own lovely circus of lice...unique to them..'big' lice...the kind that are like the skitters of the North! They lurk behind trees with clubs just waiting for an opportunity...devils reincarnate they are!! Then...just when you're unawares...wham...and it's down for the count!! You'd like them ROMOS KOTF and they, you! ;D

commented 11 years ago

ROMOS

Here in Bonny Scotland(skitters) are something different entirely!
LOL

commented 11 years ago

lindilou

So it comes down to this does it?? LOL Holy Crapoly as they say...hahahaha!!
I've changed my ways..as of now...'skeeters'..it's 'skeeters'...omg..

commented 11 years ago

dowsa

noo jist haud on wumin.IN ENGLISH NOW .How was I to know SASQUATCHES ? I am brain damaged BY the pan skelper MY SPOUSE AND her mouse COLLEEN So it means "wild man HUMANOID.I am annoyed as well I thought it was IRISH GAELIC !SO also are saying your poor husband is "HUMANOID !

commented 11 years ago

lindilou

NO husband...just a naybor that walks in the creek now and again...Whoop Whoop!! dowsa you would be amazed at the wild people here!! ;)

commented 11 years ago

Dardaigh

Oi, who's dissing Irish Gaelic around here...hmmmm...where's the spare shillelagh? :D

commented 11 years ago

country bumpkin

Karma: 1665015

“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour.”

I love your side splittin' sense of humour.... You keep me in stitches....Congratulations!

11 years ago. Rating: 25

dowsa

HI COUNTRY B.I THINK WE MAKE A FINE PAIR MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH !!THAT`S WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND MY DAD TAUGHT ME THAT LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU "CRY AND YOU CRY ALONE.MY LOVE GOOD WISHES GO WITH YOU GIRL DOWSA

commented 11 years ago

pythonlover

Karma: 797301

Good on you Dowsa,congratulations.

11 years ago. Rating: 25

dowsa

THANK YOU pythonlover.YOU DO A GOOD JOB AS MOD.

commented 11 years ago

Ann

Karma: 477486

What a great sense of humor! Congratulation Dowsa, well deserved!

11 years ago. Rating: 25

dowsa

"OH DEAR ANN. THANK YOU YOU BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES .YOUR A NICE SENSITIVE PERSON MY LOVE BEST WISHES TO YOU.

commented 11 years ago

lambshank

Karma: 263570

11 years ago. Rating: 25

dowsa

THANK YOU. lambshank . I love your comments very witty remarks keep it up dear friend.keep well.

commented 11 years ago

lambshank

You too Dowsa, I really enjoy your sense of humour, great work and well deserved

commented 11 years ago

itsmee

Karma: 258971

Congratulations, Dowsa.

11 years ago. Rating: 25

dowsa

THANK YOU itsmee SORRY if I upset you silly joke .

commented 11 years ago

itsmee

Thank you. It’s so great to get an apology.

commented 11 years ago

clu

Karma: 405843

Good Going dowsa, Keep collecting!

11 years ago. Rating: 24

dowsa

thank you clu.slow starter with them pan bumps on my head thanks to COLLEEN.

commented 11 years ago

millie111

Karma: 600

VERY well done Dowse...you deserve it....keep rockin!!;-)

11 years ago. Rating: 24

dowsa

"HI. millie 111. you know I like rocking my life away.with friends like you. You have a good sense of humour makes me chuckle keep it up.my love best wishes to you and your love one`s dowsa.

commented 11 years ago

Shootah

Karma: 243495

WOO-HOO!!! YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!

11 years ago. Rating: 23

dowsa

YOUR ONE FUNNY GUY Shootah IS that realy you ?Like your dress sense.thanks dear friend.

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

It's the white socks- they make the outfit work! And the hat!

commented 11 years ago

Karma: 55110

Dowsa congrats!!

Great job!!

11 years ago. Rating: 23

dowsa

thank you NEW FRIEND.LOG ON.like your comments keep it up and join me.

commented 11 years ago

Join you where!!
In your club !! LOL

commented 11 years ago

dowsa

NO. LOG ON. FOLLOW FOLLOW MY FOOTBALL CLUB GLASGOW RANGERS.

commented 11 years ago

jhharlan

Karma: 1457190

Way, way cool @Dowsa. Quite a feat! Congratulations and well done........jhh

11 years ago. Rating: 22

dowsa

THANK YOU JULIE.ALWAYS LIKED YOUR COMMENTS MY LOVE BEST WISHES GO WITH YOU.

commented 11 years ago

daren1

Karma: 724049

Way to go my friend...Happy Gradulations..

11 years ago. Rating: 22

dowsa

Long way to catch up on you daren your a twenty four hour man .Just like COLLEEN. But we need guys like you on this form good humour that makes me laugh take care my wishes to you and your wife .

commented 11 years ago

Chiangmai

Karma: 370245

Dowsa quietly makes you smile. We appreciate all that you do here. Congratulations for reaching 200,000. Great job! Now let's make some noise, guys.

11 years ago. Rating: 22

dowsa

"OH not TO MUCH CHIANGMAI. MY WIFE WILL THINK I AM ENJOYING MYSELF. THEN THE "TONGUE ROLLS OUT THEN PAN SMACKING !!BUT THANK YOU FOR THE THOUGHT.

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

Karma: 378650

Most Excellent my friend!!!!! You make me laugh, smile, and occasionally just scratch my head! aka would not be the same or as fun without you!

11 years ago. Rating: 21

dowsa

DOO. MY GREATEST CELL MATE ME BEING "PYSCHO ! YOU BEEN MY PSYCHOLOGIST.NUT CRACKER GETTING NO WERE.THERE`s DAYLIGHT BETWEEN MY EARS !MY WIFE CAN SEE THE MOON RISING LYING ON HER SIDE.

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

@ Dowsa- there is only so much I can do as Nut Cracker- but I will continue to try. Have you tried the Unicorn in the Garden bit???

commented 11 years ago

witchway

Karma: 111975

Congratulations dowsa!

11 years ago. Rating: 20

dowsa

THANK YOU MY DEAR FRIEND HOPE YOU ARE WELL .

commented 11 years ago

Bob/PKB

Karma: 945575

11 years ago. Rating: 16

dowsa

COOL BEANS FROM A COOL GIRL .THANKS BOb LOVE YOUR COMMENTS VERY WITTY AT TIMES .LIKE COLLEEN`S TAKE CARE GIRL LOVE YOUR FRIEND DOWSA.

commented 11 years ago

lindilou

Karma: 480785

11 years ago. Rating: 15

lindilou

Meloves ya allatime dowsa...(big grin) UH-OH LOOK OUT dowsa!...behind you..the frypan!
If the waif..I mean wife ever throws you out boy be sure she chucks ya as far as the Canadas...we'll take you...NOT in the biblical sense of course(is there one?)...anyway..Keep on keepin' on baby! BIG SMILE!!

commented 11 years ago

dowsa

you as well linda. Two stand up comedians .Probley COLLEEN would say "DUMB DUMBER" just like her .thanks linda aye lassie you pull my heart strings.have my sides "sore with laughter

commented 11 years ago

chelleanne

Karma: 71700

Congratulations Dowsa, on reaching......................................................

Keep up the great work!

11 years ago. Rating: 13

dowsa

"OH I am "blushing chelleanne.but its a good feeling take care

commented 11 years ago

melandrupert

Karma: 450325

Dowsa Dowsa well done my sweetheart love to josie xxx

11 years ago. Rating: 9

dowsa

HI DEAR MEL LONG TIME GIRL .BUT ALWAYS GLAD TO HEAR FROM YOU MISS YOUR CHATTER AS IN PATTER !LOOK AFTER YOURSELF AND FAMILY LOVE FROM JOSIE AND ME.XXX

commented 11 years ago

sunnyB

Karma: 390511

Congratulations Dowsa, Always good to read your Answers and Comments.

11 years ago. Rating: 7

dowsa

HI SUNNY B. NEED YOUR SUNSHINE HERE IN SCOTLAND "RAIN RAIN.HOPE YOU ARE KEEPING ALRIGHT WISH YOU GOOD HEALTH .TAKE CARE.

commented 11 years ago

sunnyB

I'm in Clacton on sea today, that's just 12 miles from where I live. It's 27 C sunny , hot, wow summers come at last.Take care and good health to you too.

commented 11 years ago

bulletman