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    HOI!!! Dowsa ma man...ye got tae the 200K eventually, WELL DONE.

    KOTF Salutes you Sir.


    SLAINTE!


    FOLLOW FOLLOW!


    ""

    +24  Views: 3964 Answers: 25 Posted: 11 years ago
    dowsa

    thanks pal .Time FLEAS In so fast See you in THREE. FOLLOW FOLLOW.
    ROMOS

    You bet mate, I'll be there in three!
    FOLLOW FOLLOW!
    dowsa

    HEY PAL HAVE YOU GOT A TWIN ROMOS 2 ? JUST SEEN HIS COMMENTS AND ANSWERS
    ROMOS

    Couldny get intae ma ane accoont, hud tae open a new one fur a wee while, I'm back noo though.
    dowsa

    GOT a fright I thought he said FOLLOW FOLLOW the "TIC" HE HAD ON a green Tammie and kilt!

    25 Answers

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    dowsa

    I SUSPECTED SOMETHING LIKE THAT WOULD COME FROM "YOU."OH NO MORE HEADACHES JUST PURCHASE A STEEL ELEMENT FROM E-BAY .NOW HAVE MY WIFE LAUGHING ITS A QUEEN VICTORIA BEDPAN BLOODY PAN COMES INTO IT AGAIN.( BODILY FUNCTIONS UNMENTIONABLE !) I HAVE SAID IT THANKS AGAIN COLLEEN .
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Please leave the "S" word out. I tried to edit it and you changed it back. Now I've removed it. It's not a pleasant word for general viewing. Thanks.
    dowsa

    SORRY COLLEEN .I got overexcited TWICE MEANT TO SAY EXCREMENT.BUT COULDN'T SPELL IT."OH PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU KNOW "WHO ?
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Too late, she knows.......
    dowsa

    "OUCH. "OUCH .I AM LEAVING YOU JOSIE ! AND WHO IS DAFT ENOUGH TO TAKE YOU IN ? HMM. "COLLEEN !

    Congratulations Dowsa!  Whoot!


    ""

    dowsa

    IS THAT ROMOS ( ROY) LIKE THE BLUE .YOU GOT IT RIGHT FISHLET.I LOVE FISH AS PETS NOW.I WILL NOT ATTACK YOU ANYMORE. THANK YOU GIRL.THAT`S HOW I GOT A JOB INTERVIEW AND PAST.DRESSED LIKE THAT MY LOVE TO YOU YOUR HUBBY AND FAMILY."OOOPS NEARLY SAID "FLEAMILY" HE IS EVERY WHERE.
    dowsa

    "OH FISHLET HE IS BLUE AS WELL WE BOTH FOLLOW FOLLOW RANGERS IN BLUE STRIPS "OH HE IS RED WITH ANGER "OH BUT THANK YOU WOW I AM SO HANDSOME.SORRY FLEAMAN.

    ""


    Dowsa is 200,000 worth of funny!  Congrats!


    (And gives seriously good answers too.)

    dowsa

    THANK YOU DUCKY "OH I AM NOT INTO EATING DUCK OR FISHLET.YOU HAVE MADE ME VERY HUMBLE .WITH WHAT YOU HAVE JUST SAID ("WHAT DID DUCKY SAY ) HE HE .MY LOVE AND BEST WISHES GO WITH YOU DEAR FRIEND THANK YOU DOWSA.

    DOWSA, CONGRATULATIONS ME FINE FELLA! :)


    A wee Scottish brekky tae help ye celebrate...


    ""

    dowsa

    I AM STARVING ARE YOU TAKING THE MICK PATRICK ? NOO JIST HAUD ON!"GREET ANY MARE !!
    Dardaigh

    LOL, Dowsa...not a'tall, a'tall...just a lovely breakfast for a lovely Scottish man! :D
    clu

    Is that a can of soda with breakfast? LOL
    ROMOS

    It's usually a can of lager clu.....
    LOL.
    dowsa

    DARDaigh. LANG MAY YER LUM REEK. MA BELLY IS SORE FEELING PEELY WALLEY
    Dardaigh

    Um, ye tint me efter th' first bit, Dowsa. LOL :)
    lindilou

    ....I LOVE you foreigners so much!!! Hahahaha! (smooch)
    ROMOS

    Smooch?
    Dardaigh

    You foreigners? LOL

    Nobuddys a furriner here , Missy. :)

    She's givin' ya a kiss, matey.
    lindilou

    Yeh man...blowing you all a big kiss...I love the way you all write in the sort of accents you speak with..it enriches my understanding of you which is a beautiful thing man! So big smooch to you all 'cross the pond and beyond! ;)
    ROMOS

    Yer no foolin me wumin!
    If ye want tae smooch we can smooch.
    In private tho.
    :-)
    lindilou

    .....(blush).....
    Dardaigh

    And Dardaigh draws the curtain, so people can avert their eyes....:P
    dowsa

    Dardaigh.DAE YE THINK THEM PAIR ARE HAVING IT AFF.THAT SKINNY MALINKY LONGLEGS KILTTIE WAN.A COUPLE O"BAW HEIDS. "QCH lindilou O" GIE IT LALDY!
    Dardaigh

    Hmmmm....best ask ROMOS and Lindi that question, Dowse...LOL! ;)
    lindilou

    Hush you two now!!! I'm not that kind of girl...well...that's kinda throwing it a little...woman then. Not tha' kinda woman!
    Besides I think ROMOS KOTF is a 'taken man' and YES in the biblical sense of it (is there one?)...anyway...it wasn't a sexual thang dudes and 'dudette' ...serves me right fer interfering just to tell you all my deepest most heart felt feelings 'bout y'all (and there goes the waterworks folks...weepsy weep le' boo le' hoo! (pass the tissues please!)
    (sniffle weep sniff....'pffoo' (blowing my nose)
    Dardaigh

    Methinks Lindi is in need of a male shoulder..... :D
    lindilou

    Tnx Dar...'s better than an armpit I guess...I mean what with all my sniffling and...well.. you get my 'drift'!! hahaha...funny...I'm not cryin' anymore!! haha! You were wrong !!! hee hee
    Dardaigh

    "Better than an armpit"...ROFL, Lindigirl! :D
    ROMOS

    Better than my armpit anyway......
    LOL
    dowsa

    "AYE lindilou.blow your nose on the fleaman`s "kilt droon`t all hie fleamily its noo fair noo am greeting sniff got a spare hankie(SNOOT-cloot)
    lindilou

    There, there me boy...have an armpit to cry in..there, there (get my 'drift') and here's a hanky...poor sod...(weepsyweep!) sniff
    dowsa

    dont know about your "drift linda "phew !you should try shaving first that forest is doing my sinus in ROMOS`s fleas would be happy in your armpits.Snug in a rug.
    lindilou

    That's the Sasquatches armpit dowsa!! Your aim is off lad! Must be the tears...from the odiferous wafting aroma de bigfoot...big armpit more like...now git yer head outta there before he falls in love wi' ye!! ;D
    ROMOS

    Ma Fleamily arenae keen oan Sasquatch.
    lindilou

    The 'Big' ones have their own lovely circus of lice...unique to them..'big' lice...the kind that are like the skitters of the North! They lurk behind trees with clubs just waiting for an opportunity...devils reincarnate they are!! Then...just when you're unawares...wham...and it's down for the count!! You'd like them ROMOS KOTF and they, you! ;D
    ROMOS

    Here in Bonny Scotland(skitters) are something different entirely!
    LOL
    lindilou

    So it comes down to this does it?? LOL Holy Crapoly as they say...hahahaha!!
    I've changed my ways..as of now...'skeeters'..it's 'skeeters'...omg..
    dowsa

    noo jist haud on wumin.IN ENGLISH NOW .How was I to know SASQUATCHES ? I am brain damaged BY the pan skelper MY SPOUSE AND her mouse COLLEEN So it means "wild man HUMANOID.I am annoyed as well I thought it was IRISH GAELIC !SO also are saying your poor husband is "HUMANOID !
    lindilou

    NO husband...just a naybor that walks in the creek now and again...Whoop Whoop!! dowsa you would be amazed at the wild people here!! ;)
    Dardaigh

    Oi, who's dissing Irish Gaelic around here...hmmmm...where's the spare shillelagh? :D

    http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/11324533/2/istockphoto_11324533-cartoon-haggis-in-tartan-kilt-playing-bagpipes.jpg


    “There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour.”


    I love your side splittin' sense of humour.... You keep me in stitches....Congratulations!

    dowsa

    HI COUNTRY B.I THINK WE MAKE A FINE PAIR MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH !!THAT`S WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND MY DAD TAUGHT ME THAT LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU "CRY AND YOU CRY ALONE.MY LOVE GOOD WISHES GO WITH YOU GIRL DOWSA

    Good on you Dowsa,congratulations.

    dowsa

    THANK YOU pythonlover.YOU DO A GOOD JOB AS MOD.

    What a great sense of humor! Congratulation Dowsa, well deserved!

    dowsa

    "OH DEAR ANN. THANK YOU YOU BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES .YOUR A NICE SENSITIVE PERSON MY LOVE BEST WISHES TO YOU.

    ""

    dowsa

    THANK YOU. lambshank . I love your comments very witty remarks keep it up dear friend.keep well.
    lambshank

    You too Dowsa, I really enjoy your sense of humour, great work and well deserved

    Congratulations, Dowsa.

    dowsa

    THANK YOU itsmee SORRY if I upset you silly joke .
    itsmee

    Thank you. It’s so great to get an apology.

    Good Going dowsa, Keep collecting!

    dowsa

    thank you clu.slow starter with them pan bumps on my head thanks to COLLEEN.

    VERY well done Dowse...you deserve it....keep rockin!!;-)

    dowsa

    "HI. millie 111. you know I like rocking my life away.with friends like you. You have a good sense of humour makes me chuckle keep it up.my love best wishes to you and your love one`s dowsa.

    ""


    WOO-HOO!!! YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!

    dowsa

    YOUR ONE FUNNY GUY Shootah IS that realy you ?Like your dress sense.thanks dear friend.
    doolittle

    It's the white socks- they make the outfit work! And the hat!

    Dowsa congrats!!


    Great job!!

    dowsa

    thank you NEW FRIEND.LOG ON.like your comments keep it up and join me.
    LOG IN

    Join you where!!
    In your club !! LOL
    dowsa

    NO. LOG ON. FOLLOW FOLLOW MY FOOTBALL CLUB GLASGOW RANGERS.

    Way, way cool @Dowsa. Quite a feat! Congratulations and well done........jhh

    dowsa

    THANK YOU JULIE.ALWAYS LIKED YOUR COMMENTS MY LOVE BEST WISHES GO WITH YOU.

    Way to go my friend...Happy Gradulations..

    dowsa

    Long way to catch up on you daren your a twenty four hour man .Just like COLLEEN. But we need guys like you on this form good humour that makes me laugh take care my wishes to you and your wife .

    Dowsa quietly makes you smile.  We appreciate all that you do here.  Congratulations for reaching 200,000.  Great job!  Now let's make some noise, guys.


    ""

    dowsa

    "OH not TO MUCH CHIANGMAI. MY WIFE WILL THINK I AM ENJOYING MYSELF. THEN THE "TONGUE ROLLS OUT THEN PAN SMACKING !!BUT THANK YOU FOR THE THOUGHT.

    Most Excellent my friend!!!!!  You make me laugh, smile, and occasionally just scratch my head!  aka would not be the same or as fun without you!

    dowsa

    DOO. MY GREATEST CELL MATE ME BEING "PYSCHO ! YOU BEEN MY PSYCHOLOGIST.NUT CRACKER GETTING NO WERE.THERE`s DAYLIGHT BETWEEN MY EARS !MY WIFE CAN SEE THE MOON RISING LYING ON HER SIDE.
    doolittle

    @ Dowsa- there is only so much I can do as Nut Cracker- but I will continue to try. Have you tried the Unicorn in the Garden bit???

    Congratulations dowsa!

    dowsa

    THANK YOU MY DEAR FRIEND HOPE YOU ARE WELL .

    ""

    dowsa

    COOL BEANS FROM A COOL GIRL .THANKS BOb LOVE YOUR COMMENTS VERY WITTY AT TIMES .LIKE COLLEEN`S TAKE CARE GIRL LOVE YOUR FRIEND DOWSA.

    ""

    lindilou

    Meloves ya allatime dowsa...(big grin) UH-OH LOOK OUT dowsa!...behind you..the frypan!
    If the waif..I mean wife ever throws you out boy be sure she chucks ya as far as the Canadas...we'll take you...NOT in the biblical sense of course(is there one?)...anyway..Keep on keepin' on baby! BIG SMILE!!
    dowsa

    you as well linda. Two stand up comedians .Probley COLLEEN would say "DUMB DUMBER" just like her .thanks linda aye lassie you pull my heart strings.have my sides "sore with laughter

    Congratulations Dowsa, on reaching......................................................


    "" Keep up the great work!

    dowsa

    "OH I am "blushing chelleanne.but its a good feeling take care

    "" Dowsa Dowsa well done my sweetheart love to josie xxx

    dowsa

    HI DEAR MEL LONG TIME GIRL .BUT ALWAYS GLAD TO HEAR FROM YOU MISS YOUR CHATTER AS IN PATTER !LOOK AFTER YOURSELF AND FAMILY LOVE FROM JOSIE AND ME.XXX

    Congratulations Dowsa, Always good to read your Answers and Comments.

    dowsa

    HI SUNNY B. NEED YOUR SUNSHINE HERE IN SCOTLAND "RAIN RAIN.HOPE YOU ARE KEEPING ALRIGHT WISH YOU GOOD HEALTH .TAKE CARE.
    sunnyB

    I'm in Clacton on sea today, that's just 12 miles from where I live. It's 27 C sunny , hot, wow summers come at last.Take care and good health to you too.

    Congratulations Dowsa, Hoot Man, well done! :)

    dowsa

    HI bulletman. Thanks always like your comments best wishes to you and family.

    ""


    Dowsa congrats!

    dowsa

    ED. that picture you have to a "TEE.LOL

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