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    How dumb is the dumbest thing that you have ever done? This woman could top you!

    BELLEVILLE • She really wanted another beer.


    Upset that her boyfriend had cut her off, 36-year-old Shannon White called 911 Saturday night to tell them that the man refused to give her more beer. She called a total of six times, police said.


    Police responded to the 700 block of North Charles Street around 11:14 p.m. after White's sixth and final call. She was arrested for disorderly conduct and false use of 911.


    Read more: http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/belleville-police-arrest-woman-who-called-to-complain-about-being/article_4db61242-d076-11e1-acfd-001a4bcf6878.html#ixzz211gag8ne


    Geeze Louise and Cupcakes already!

    +8  Views: 873 Answers: 5 Posted: 11 years ago
    Brittainica

    u did that?
    FISH-O

    No. Not me. I am far too busy playing with mud and firing kilns. it is clear this woman has far too much time on her hands.
    Brittainica

    ok just wondering.

    5 Answers

    Ummm...I don't wanna say...it does involve keys


    and a car....and maybe a locked door...but my 


    lips are sealed!

    FISH-O

    Oh! I know that one .... twice!
    Dardaigh

    Phew! I'm not the only one then! :D
    Colleen

    Moderator
    I have a coat hanger for that. My coat hanger has saved many a stranded motorist in parking lots :)
    Dardaigh

    That's why I keep a spare key in my purse...lol
    FISH-O

    I have locked two out of three of my children in the vehicle while shopping (different occasions). The key in both cases slipped and landed on the seat of the car on the passenger side... EEEEKKK Freaking out Mama-cita!
    Dardaigh

    Well, to compound matters...and mind you, this was donkeys years ago, so I can't even use age as an excuse...the car was also flippin' running, when I returned to it an hour later. LMAO
    FISH-O

    Ha Ha! That is hilarious!

    When I was two, my dad had us at the beach and I was running to the water. A car was coming and I kept on running. The car, 5 mph kept coming and I kept running. Can you guess what happened? I RAN INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAR and knocked myself out.......dumb epitome........

    FISH-O

    You were only two... think of it as a learning experience not being dumb!

    Had to be when I wore this little number to my sisters' wedding....ahem....


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    FISH-O

    That is a large mistake! But your hair looks really good.... Oh, and so do your nails!
    lindilou

    lmfreakin'skinnyao!!!!
    FISH-O

    Heck Ya!!!!

    I'm not so sure what 'level' of dumbness this is on. I sometimes I even forget how old I am. Whenever I think of how old I am and I try to concentrate on it, I forget. :) haha

    lindilou

    ...forgot my glasses in the fridge once...my gosh how my children laughed! Maybe a little too long! It was a reflection of my excellent yet very short memory!! ;D
    Brittainica

    haha very funny. but i wanna ask why were your glasses IN the frige??
    lindilou

    Honestly...I must have put them down to read a label on something...orrr...I'm completely out of my mind!! Haha..I opt for the latter!! LOL
    lindilou

    I resemble that remark!!!
    p.s. tnx and welcome to akaQA! ;D
    Tommyh

    Lindilou.. On the subject of glasses.When our daughter was first married she phoned home to see if she had left her glasses here.We couldn't find them so she eventually ordered a new pair.3 Weeks later she phoned to say she had found them.Where? Was my wifes response.She said "well....I made the bed & they were wrapped up in the blankets".
    Figure it out for yourself how often she ws making the bed.Everytime she can't find something now I tell her to go make the bed.
    lindilou

    LOL! I wish it were that simple all the time!! hah! ;)
    FISH-O

    Ha ha ha! For everyone!
    I buy neon, sparkly, 'Oh So Unusual' glasses now. I can't loose them... they glow in the dark.
    (Side bar: The more quirky and ridiculous the spectacles, the more the darned things cost. I think it's a conspiracy).

    Every time I think I've decided on the dumbest, I remember another one. Hang on .... I'm thinking ....

    FISH-O

    That is hilarious and sooooo true!


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