doolittle

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If aka were a city who would you appoint as mayor? sheriff? librarian? .......keep going and have some fun!

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+14 Views: 1949 Answers: 12 Posted: 11 years ago

melandrupert

doolittle brilliane question even though its for fun and its one way that we know each other sooo well brilliant xxx

Commented 11 years ago

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Bob/PKB

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Best answer!

King: ROMOS
Mayor: Pythonlover
Department of Defense / 5 Star General: Colleen
Judge: Bob/PKB (I hope because I'm not judgmental but because I am open-minded enough to listen to both sides before agreeing with Colleen)
Treasurer and Tax Collector: Benthere
Parks and Recreation: Country Bumpkin
Public Defender: richardjames
District Attorney: ed shank
Sheriff: Ducky
Deputy Sheriffs: Robertgrist and Grits Savage
Newspaper Editor: Eggplant
Florist: Witchway (have you seen her garden?)
Superintendent of Schools: Daren1
Building Inspector: TommyH
Justice of the Peace: Headless Man
Spiritual Advisors: friendindeed, Puran
Assessor: jhharlan
Transportation: Dowsa
Brothel Inspector: Umbriel
Librarian: Daisy (our resident author)
Animal Control and Veterinarian; Zoo Curator: Doolittle
Cat Whisperer: mycatsmom
Dept of Animal Welfare: melandrupert
Committee Chair: Voting Off the Island Committee: Fishlet
Department of the Interior: My friend, Patricia D.E.
Department of Health: lambshank
Director of Fairs & Carnivals: itsmee
Town Drunk: Bowlesy (by request)
Board of Supervisors: wonderdyke, tabber, Dollybird, linidlou, Cleveland Rick, millie111 (tie breaker: Pythonlover)
Director of Mental Health: Chiangmai
Dept. of Fish, Game, Wildlife: Ann
Mediator: Dardeigh
Nightclub Owner: Don"darling"jr
Game Show Host: clu
Technology Supervisor: Vinny
Dept. of Sanitation: Shootah (gotta have someone trustworthy and reliable)
Chief Bottle Washer and Head Cleaner: hector5559
Head Coach: digger
Hero in Tights: bulletman
Security: Ed1530, facebook, flip
Bus Driver: rtklyer
Resident Grouch: TSC (for now, anyway)

If any of the "regular" contributors have been omitted, I apologize.

11 years ago. Rating: 24
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hector5559

Can i be chief bottle washer ,and head cleaner,???????

commented 11 years ago

Colleen

I do not want to be D.A. I'll head the military.

commented 11 years ago

Colleen

I'm special. I can choose my own office :)

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

You've reall given this some thought,hey Bob?

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

Hey Coleen the DA is an elected position...so, you don't actually have to do anything you promise- like actually work (this seems to be en vogue right now with elected offivcials. ALSO, in The Great City of Bob you are assigned positions- but like I said- As an elected official you don't have to do didly~

commented 11 years ago

millie111

ok..WHAT`S A CLEVELAND RICK???lol...nil too bad I hope?! :-0

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

BRAVO!!!

commented 11 years ago

Colleen

Cleveland Rick is a member here and a nice one too.

commented 11 years ago

Bob/PKB

millie111: you and CR are also on the Board of Supervisors.

commented 11 years ago

Colleen

rt, are you even old enough to drive?

commented 11 years ago

itsmee

Bob/PKB: I respectfully request to make a slight change. I'd like to be in charge of street fairs and the judge of food booths, musical groups, ice cream sales, Wine booth, dancers, artists, and parades. With this job, I’d need plenty of help. If you would like you can join up on this committee.
How ‘bout wonderdyke, lindilou, chiangmai, jhharlan,
If any of the people lend a hand, they will also be able to do their appointed job. (If they didn’t get carried away- as in the ice cream, wine booth, or food booth.)

I will gladly give up my position of child care director. I have done that job for over 20 years. please ... Oh .... PLEASE. “Girls just gotta have fun!"

Bob/PKB: This was more fun! I hope I didn’t step on ANY toes. This question has made me late for garage sales!

commented 11 years ago

millie111

@Bob...nice one...Umb...is n apt and good job!!...Somebody has to do it!!...and we think that you`re the man!!;-)

commented 11 years ago

millie111

YEAH brilliant list!!:-)

commented 11 years ago

millie111

AWHHHH!..Thanks re CR..?I`m someone nice??!!..LOL...that`s made my day!!:-)

commented 11 years ago

daren1

Superintendent of Schools: I like it cause I always have class..

commented 11 years ago

Bob/PKB

Changes have been made per requests, but remember, this is just for fun and I'm not in charge of anything!

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

@ itsmee- Congratulations on getting the job of your dreams. Any animals to be used in a parade or at a fair need a health check-up first! Also, I must approve of all of the animal handlers-etc. Horses will be paid 2 apples and 4 sugar cubes, all dogs get a treat, and farm animals also get appropriate treats. (It wuld be nice if you kept the farm animals at the opposite side of the fair from the food stands. You certainly don't want rioting pigs!!!!

commented 11 years ago

bowlesy

s`hanks bob,hic........

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

Hey Bosley- no fun to drink alone! I'll come by Don's nightclub where you get to drink for free and have a few now and then. K?

commented 11 years ago

mycatsmom

can I be the cat whisperer ?

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

MCM- Yes! I will need a lot of help! Please be the cat whisperer!

commented 11 years ago

Bob/PKB

Cat Whisperer has been assigned! Guess who!

commented 11 years ago

lambshank

Very creative,you gave this a lot of thought,well done and jobs seem to be well chosen

commented 11 years ago

melandrupert

Thanks Bob for the mention I know I love my Job but you could have mentioned me as the animal welfare officer! LOL xxx

commented 11 years ago

Ann

I respectfully decline the position on " Mental Health" I want to be the head of Fisch, Game and Wildlife.

commented 11 years ago

Bob/PKB

Ann: You are the one who always has the most calm and rational answers, but I want everyone to be happy in their high-paying, well-benefited positions.

commented 11 years ago

Bob/PKB

melandrupert: You have been reassigned! :D

commented 11 years ago

lambshank

I don't have to clean anything do I??

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

Best answer for most thought and willingness to reassign positions upon a simple request!!!!! Although I think Fishy as Head of Immigration and Naturalization should be able to change her title to President of Vote Off the Island (City of Bob/ FishyCity) if she like- it has more finesse!

commented 11 years ago

Bob/PKB

Thanks to doolittle and everyone who kinda thought this was official in some way. :D

commented 11 years ago

Colleen

Not everyone, just one as far as I can see. THE RULES! FOLLOW THE RULES! :)

commented 11 years ago

tabber

Bob what a list!!! This is the most fun question. And your answer is thought provoking. I love it.

commented 11 years ago

FISH-O

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11 years ago. Rating: 20
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bowlesy

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i nominate myself as town drunk(part time,weekends only)

11 years ago. Rating: 20
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ROMOS

You beat me to it!

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

Now kids- it's a city we need to have at least 2 drunks!

commented 11 years ago

lambshank

why only two,I could do that as well as being the resident pool shark

commented 11 years ago

lambshank

Oh Umbriel,I play so much better when inebriated,sad but true,a young man came over to me yesterday at the pub and announced he had finally beaten the "best" pool player,I enquired about who that might be,then truthfully replied I beat him regularly!

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

Umbriel- In most laces you can go to the pub Sun afternoons and evenings. PS I'm bad at pool. no matter what's in my body!

commented 11 years ago

Shootah

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11 years ago. Rating: 18
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doolittle

Shootah is Grand Couch Potato!

commented 11 years ago

Shootah

That's my couch potato buddy there!

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

Well as dog cathcher and bringer backer- if that potato friend ever wanders off just stay on your couch and call me.

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

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Daren for mayor.

Colleen for sheriff.

Doolittle for dog catcher.

Don for sanitary contractor.

11 years ago. Rating: 17
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daren1

That's Mr. mayor to you...lol

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

Custody- dogs in custody???? BWAAAHAA Not with me as dog catcher (the full title Is dog cather & breinger backer (unless abused! then the human owner goes into custody and the dog is given to a most loving home where the sasquach roam...yup! Lindilou here come the dogs to you!

commented 11 years ago

Tommyh

That's why you got the job Doo.

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

Thank You! I would be glad to be dog catcher in Tommy Town! Please notify the judge that mandatory sentencing for all dog abusers (no trials!!) should occur after 1pm on Weds and Thursdays weekly! By the end of the first month we will need a new rison for thes violent sociopaths! Pleas arrange with building and zoning to start building a super max facility- with mandatory tie-downs so their "dogs" can bite their a$$es

commented 11 years ago

Colleen

Can I shoot all the animals abusers? I have guns since I'm in charge of the military in Bob/PKB's town.

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

Yes Colleen you may shoot the dog and bird abusers!!!!! Actually, that will save the tax payers of TommyTown a lot of $ as a new super-max prison would not be needed. So, you may shoot all animal abusers! (As, AAA- ANimal Abuser Assasin I might sugest eating that sushi behind closed doors. Fishy can vote you Off of the Island)

commented 11 years ago

Colleen

I don't eat sushi. Blech. I just give it way to the icky food eaters :)

commented 11 years ago

Colleen

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"If aka were a city who would you appoint as mayor? sheriff? librarian?"

Me, me, fishlet because she likes to research stuff. Animal control, Doo, Eggie as town crier.

11 years ago. Rating: 14
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Chiangmai

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i haven't a clue except librarian: Umbriel.

11 years ago. Rating: 14
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Colleen

Yup, I thought Umbriel for the librarian too.

commented 11 years ago

Bob/PKB

As long as that means he has to be quiet.

commented 11 years ago

Chiangmai

Oh dear. :)

commented 11 years ago

mycatsmom

Chiangmai, I picked him too, for librarian. Great minds think alike.

commented 11 years ago

Chiangmai

:) MCM

commented 11 years ago

Dardaigh

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I'd like to run the local bevvy establishment...that way if a man walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder...You can call me Miss Kitty, after the character in Gunsmoke. ;)

Umbriel, this is for you to help with patrons who have been remiss in returning reading materials on time.

if you collect amusing gifs in your file folder, it's funny how you eventually get to use them :)

11 years ago. Rating: 14
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itsmee

I love that cat. Maybe we could have a pet parade. He’d lead-a crown on his head.

Wanna work on the street faire. (if Bob/PKB) approves that we all do it.

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

Good Kitty! He would love to lead the Parade and as all cats are royalty would expect a crown!

commented 11 years ago

Clonge

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Colleen: Guard with rifle in the prison tower.

11 years ago. Rating: 14
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doolittle

She requires wireless internet service, air conditioning, and room for her birds when it's take your birds to work day! (Oh yes, there will be a lot of bring your pet to work or stay home and play with them days!)

commented 11 years ago

Colleen

I'm also demanding a new roof for that tower.

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

@ Colleen- Yes I did notice the gaping hole and what looks like mold. Perhaps a tin rooF- they make such a pleasant sound when it rains

commented 11 years ago

Clonge

Colleen: Something's gonna have to give. If the roof is replaced, the $ has to come out of the food budget. No more steak and lobster. Riots and chance of breakouts hightened. Get your ammo ready! (Conjugal visits not affected).

commented 11 years ago

Colleen

Dear Clonge,

Just remember, I have the guns....fix the roof and send me lobster for dinner.

Regards,

Colleen

commented 11 years ago

digger

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I just wanna drive the Zamboni.

11 years ago. Rating: 13
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doolittle

0f course! You canadians live in igloos (talk to fishy about people from Michigan)...and surely, with your excellent ice hockey programs no one knows more about ice! pssst- can I ride on it after the rink closes-Pauleaase!

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

Would you like a pet dog to ride next to you on the Zamboni?? Also, was the maker named Tony Zamboni? I hope so!! LOL

commented 11 years ago

Ducky

And hope that you get "called up"? :)

commented 11 years ago

mycatsmom

Go, Red Wings !

commented 11 years ago

doolittle

MCM- do they still throw real octupi on the ice???

commented 11 years ago

melandrupert

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I would just like to say thanks to Doolittle for coming up with that brilliant question... as I mentioned I love my work but, I would like to appoint myself as Animal welfare Officer and YES Colleen can shoot anybody and everbody if any Animals are abused or neclected

I have really enjoyed everyones responce well done

watch out Colleens has her team!