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Where's my wife?

Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when
their carts collide.

One says to the other, "I'm sorry - I was looking
for my wife."

"What a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife as
well, and I'm getting a little desperate."

"Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
your wife look like?"

"She's tall, with long blond hair, long firm legs,
huge boobs and a very nice tight butt. What's
your wife look like?"

"Never mind, let's look for yours!

Dancing like crazy in the front YARD and hanging with them yippee yahoo

she not with me. no one on would have her. we are all angels

Again??? Renegade wife runs wild and amok on the world wide web...

The dancer is Julie Louis Dreyfus on Seinfeld ..Help! What’s her screen name?

Thanks whovin.

Colleen

Elaine Benes

Learn from this man experience…

When a man approached a beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" She said: "Why?"
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

Have you misplaced your wife?  Check the bathroom or kitchen.

Have you look in the obvious place the Kitchen,