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    where s my wife?

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    Where's my wife?


    Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when
    their carts collide.


    One says to the other, "I'm sorry - I was looking
    for my wife."


    "What a coincidence, I'm looking for my wife as
    well, and I'm getting a little desperate."


    "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
    your wife look like?"


    "She's tall, with long blond hair, long firm legs,
    huge boobs and a very nice tight butt. What's
    your wife look like?"


    "Never mind, let's look for yours!

    Ann

    Good answer.

    Dancing like crazy in the front YARD and hanging with them yippee yahoo """"

    whovin

    You're welcome Ann
    clu

    Is that Elaine dancing?

    she not with me. no one on would have her. we are all angels

    Again??? Renegade wife runs wild and amok on the world wide web...


    ""

    The dancer is Julie Louis Dreyfus on Seinfeld ..Help! What’s her screen name?


    Thanks whovin.

    Colleen

    Moderator
    Elaine Benes
    itsmee

    thanks, Colleen. How could I have forgotten Elaine!!? Funny funny lady

    Learn from this man experience…


    When a man approached a beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" She said: "Why?"
    "Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

    hector5559

    I like it,lol.

    Have you misplaced your wife?  Check the bathroom or kitchen.

    valR

    ...under the bed...

    Have you look in the obvious place the Kitchen,

    lindilou

    Out in a moment darling! One lump or two??? hahahahaha! ;D
    hector5559

    four please,


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