4 Answers

Marriage class available for what? 

Ducky

Walking down the aisle instructions!

Colleen

Good lord, they call it a class?

Are you the one who's been married for 51 years...?

Ducky

So...how to get out?

I can give you marriage lessons in the pub.

Just another tax.

Marriage Preparation Course:

Effective January, 1999, Monroe County couples will have to consider the consequences of divorce before they can get married. Prospective brides and grooms are now required to read a small booklet which describes situations such as how a court would divide their assets and information about child support payments. The good side of all this is that licenses will be available for less than $93.50 if a couple attends a four-hour course to improve communication, financial and parenting skills before marriage. Court Clerks are allowed by law to waive the three-day waiting period in the event of a "hardship" case.