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    Did you hear about the man trapped by German nymphomaniac? He cried in the street after he escaped.

    http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/man-left-crying-in-the-street-after-being-trapped-by-german-nymphomaniac/story-e6frg12c-1226343369214

    +4  Views: 1085 Answers: 10 Posted: 12 years ago

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    This is hilarious!


    Too bad and soooooooooo sad for his dear little Willie!


    Who complains about that?


    Seriously?


    ... Have a break and get on with more .... Dang!  That poor dear woman.  He should be the one arrested.  I bet his underwear was too boring for words as well.

    That's quite a hobby she's got going on there. I know what she does for fun but, what does she do when she's bored.....?

    Hm...crying in the street?! The only reason he should be crying, is for being so pathetic! 

    I believe the answers you received would have been much different had it been a man holding a woman captive for 36 hours.

    Flip

    @Skylar: They met on a bus, not in a bar. Her previous victim met her in a bar. And by your answer to the question, does this mean that any man in Germany that doesn't want to be raped, should leave the country?

    He probably just needed a nap!..or perhaps a bottle...!!!   :D

    doolittle

    How did the move go????
    doolittle

    Oh man, I've moved a bunch but what a drag! Glad none of your stuff in the boxes got damaged!!! Whew!
    doolittle

    Wonderful!!!

    I think there is a person here on AKA that may be interested,that is if his last question was  anything to go on....where's fun boy?

    eloninete

    you on top
    lambshank

    no. not me I'd rather have a baked dinner! there was a boy asking for something like this a while back

    I didn't hear about this, and the article leaves much to the imagination.  Did you hear about the man who died after a woman squeezed his testicles VERY hard for a VERY long time?  4/30/12  I think it was in China, but am not sure.

    Death by sex..and he was in his 40's- she wanted it...and a heck of a lot of it!!!!  Hard to kill a young guy that way!!!! LOL

    lindilou

    ..move was great! housewarming flood? Not so great! Was told the washing machine worked fine!! NOT! After all was over...the freaking out...picking up and hauling a soaking queensize futon out the front door which I can't pick up dry?!(adrenaline?)...my daughter coming home from baseball just in time to bolt into action with her old lady and swiftly soak up the lake in the basement surrounding all our boxed goods ,none of which was damaged due to swift reactions all around...well...God I love my life!!!! :D
    lindilou

    Thanx Doc! All is well..the place is beautiful ..western sun shining in the windows..great big sitting deck...aah! :)

    i, hope you guys don,t think,it was me

    lambshank

    should we?
    doolittle

    Umm Hmm..the first thing they do is deny it!!!!!! Officer G.T. Grip is watching you!!!!
    eloninete

    no, it was,nt me, but i have a oncle he had a girlfriend nymphomanic,he said he had to quit her,but is funy most of the man complain we not give it up that much

    what she do, keep him full of viagra? may be she kept his wing ding in her pie hole! i can see him at the doctor now. "oh doctor, my tally wacker is killing me, what should i do?" doctor said to call his specialist lorena bobbits and she`ll fix him right up.



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