philipdalton
8 Answers
lambshank
drink driving on a horse, this underestimates the intelligence of the animal, they all know the way home from the pub!!
| 12 years ago. Rating: 14 | |
ROMOS
I have to walk my ferret" under" any bridges in my local community because the minks own the right of way on the road!
Stupid??? You tell me!
| 12 years ago. Rating: 12 | |
Now then, if the elephant cant walk down the middle of the street...whose yard(s) shoud she walk on???
country bumpkin
Bob/PKB
Madera County just passed a marijuana law that outdoor plants must be "housed", not grown in the open sunlight. It is contrary to the actual laws of the state.
It's not really "stupid"; there are some from the 1800s that are still on the books that border and cross ridiculous in the 22nd century.
| 12 years ago. Rating: 10 | |
jhharlan
I just read (and forgive me if I misquote) that in AZ life is considered present 2 weeks from the date of the last day of the period, that's 2 weeks before conception.................! as my sister wrote on FB, geez louweez...............
| 12 years ago. Rating: 9 | |
Life now starts earlier in Arizona: In practice, the state has banned abortions after about 18 weeks.
Chiangmai
Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. (I see many women are getting ready to move there)
It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.
It is illegal to throw shoes at weddings in Colorado. (for this you'd have to go to Baghdad County)
Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic. (this makes sense, actually. Garlic breath is FOUL)
No one may catch fish with his bare hands in Kansas.
A Kentucky law says that burglary can only be committed at night. (what if you're blind?)
It is illegal in Michigan to hitch a crocodile to a fire hydrant.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month in Arkansas. (Don't you guys start calling your UHaul rentals now)
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (lions and tigers and bear, oh wait...)
Source: Ranker.com
| 12 years ago. Rating: 9 | |
Vinny
doolittle
It is illegal to walk your elephant down the middle of the street.
| 12 years ago. Rating: 6 | |
She gets a bit confused after 10 pints.
Ended up 100 miles from home when she thought she was Sherghar.