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Absolutely no luck finding the answer for ya, Hector.

Read this instead:

David Beckham decides to go horse riding.

Although he has had no previous experience

he skilfully mounts the horse and appears

in complete command of the situation as the

horse gallops along at a steady pace, Victoria

admiringly watching her husband.

After a short time David becomes a little casual

and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he

panics and grabs the horse round the neck shouting

 for it to stop.

Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help

her husband as David has by this time slipped completely

out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground

by the fact that he still has a grip on the horse's neck.

David decides that his best chance is to leap away from

the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of

the stirrups. As the horse gallops along David's head is

banging on the ground and he is slipping into

 unconsciousness.

Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!

Hearing her screams, the Tesco Security Guard comes out

of the store and unplugs the horse! -