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    why does a chicken cross the road

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    I have the answer to this as I live in the land of the "Free Range Chicken".  I have studied the subject of the Chicken taking it's self for a walk as well as llamas, pigs, cows, cats, dogs, horses, rats, gigantic and alien-like bugs... two parrots, a canary, 28 turtles and non-venomous snakes...


    They cross the road because "THE OVER" is there.

    ROMOS

    Mind the traffic though!
    Squishy squashy!!!!!!
    Messy road.
    doolittle

    See my answer (an Ode to Roger Wilcoe- LOL)

    I dream of a world where a chicken can can cross the road without his motives being questioned..

    Emily Dickinson:
    Because it could not stop for death.


    Epicurus:
    For fun.


    Ralph Waldo Emerson:
    It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.


    Johann von Goethe:
    The eternal hen-principle made it do it.


    Ernest Hemingway:
    To die. In the rain.


    Werner Heisenberg:
    We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.


    Jack Nicholson:
    'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.


    Pyrrho the Skeptic:
    What road?


    The Sphinx:
    You tell me.


    Henry David Thoreau:
    To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.


    Howard Cosell:
    It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.


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    mycatsmom

    the Cosell quote was the winner ! LOL
    doolittle

    Fabulous!

    "" Boring...let's have a bit of boogie, can't yer just hear the music...

    Because he was tired of walking around the block?

    YAWN!!""

    ROMOS

    AGAIN AND AGAIN!
    :-(
    FISH-O

    It's mind blowing.... what the heck any way??!!!

    cluck, cluck, cluck,i dont know????cluck,

    It was safety pinned to a punk rocker............

    FISH-O

    When I was a punk rocker, I was a vegetarian... I would have taken the chicken for a walk. Safety pins and chickens don't go together... they "Clash"!!!!!

    Cuz it wanted to eat at KFC . It has some cousins there- - - - - in the fryer

    lindilou

    LOL!I can actually hear his voice in my head!!!LOL!

    to realize the actualization that the grass is really greener, now the one about the rooster.......that's funny

    Chicken crossed the  road, to get to other side.

    lindilou

    Finally!Aha!

    To get out of sight...it could hear the Fema trains coming!

    lindilou

    ...that's why they're so stealth!!Bokbokbokbok!!!
    FISH-O

    Comin' round the bend... That Fema train's a comin'. The world is gonna' end....
    The chicken is on the loose... oh yeah!
    That little chicken baby jumped off the caboose.
    Whooo hoooo!

    Cause it wants to get on the othe side.!



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