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    At breakfast I told my wife  'after I die I want you to sell all my stuff'


    she said  'why'


    'When you get married again  I don't want some a--hole using my stuff'


    She said  'what makes you think I'm going to marry another a--hole'

    +10  Views: 901 Answers: 17 Posted: 9 years ago

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    Thank you...  I needed a good laugh.

    Hilarious... Thanks!

    doolittle

    Fishy!!!!! :) now I'm happy!

    Give your wife a big THUMB'S UP from me! 

    I hink that is very funny!

    You married a quick one!!! I think that is funny too.

    Remind me of my own marriage..........

    Still thinking.

    Don,t really want to insult you because I don,t know you so well , but.........................Nah I can,t!


    KOTF

    doolittle

    Oh that was hard to swallow!
    dowsa

    dare you!!
    caddam

    Come on ROMOS, spit it out !
    ROMOS

    I can,t! I can,t!

    What if she dies first then what ?

    caddam

    I'll probably keep my stuff

    I think that is very funny!

    love it, maybe I'll keep it in my mind!

    Would you remarry another (?) if she dies first? Would you let her use her X stuff or sell it?

    caddam

    I could never let someone else use my loves things

    Ask her what happens if you both die at the same time? lol

    caddam

    We have already decided, if we can't take it with us we ain't gonna go.
    leeroy

    Glad you have a choice in the matter. lol

    If my wife "Dies first I would get her Stuffed lying on the couch with her TV remote "Battery's hanging out and "SHOUTING!! put them in yourself!!

    Dollybird

    Very funny. dowsa.
    dowsa

    "Wont if my wife finds "out!! Youi wont "TELL!!Dollybird.

    That was funny!

    Tell you wife a- hole are a dime a dozen, plenty out there!

    LOL



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