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    At breakfast I told my wife  'after I die I want you to sell all my stuff'


    she said  'why'


    'When you get married again  I don't want some a--hole using my stuff'


    She said  'what makes you think I'm going to marry another a--hole'

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    +10  Views: 1115 Answers: 17 Posted: 12 years ago
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      Thank you...  I needed a good laugh.

      12 years ago. Rating: 15
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        Hilarious... Thanks!

        12 years ago. Rating: 14
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          doolittle

          Fishy!!!!! :) now I'm happy!
          commented 12 years ago

          Give your wife a big THUMB'S UP from me! 

          12 years ago. Rating: 14
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            I hink that is very funny!

            12 years ago. Rating: 14
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              You married a quick one!!! I think that is funny too.

              12 years ago. Rating: 14
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                FISH-O

                :)
                commented 12 years ago

                Remind me of my own marriage..........

                12 years ago. Rating: 13
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                  Still thinking.

                  12 years ago. Rating: 13
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                    Don,t really want to insult you because I don,t know you so well , but.........................Nah I can,t!


                    KOTF

                    12 years ago. Rating: 12
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                      doolittle

                      Oh that was hard to swallow!
                      commented 12 years ago
                      dowsa

                      dare you!!
                      commented 12 years ago
                      caddam

                      Come on ROMOS, spit it out !
                      commented 12 years ago
                      ROMOS

                      I can,t! I can,t!
                      commented 12 years ago

                      What if she dies first then what ?

                      12 years ago. Rating: 12
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                        caddam

                        I'll probably keep my stuff
                        commented 12 years ago

                        I think that is very funny!

                        12 years ago. Rating: 12
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                          love it, maybe I'll keep it in my mind!

                          12 years ago. Rating: 12
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                            Would you remarry another (?) if she dies first? Would you let her use her X stuff or sell it?

                            12 years ago. Rating: 11
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                              caddam

                              I could never let someone else use my loves things
                              commented 12 years ago

                              Ask her what happens if you both die at the same time? lol

                              12 years ago. Rating: 10
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                                caddam

                                We have already decided, if we can't take it with us we ain't gonna go.
                                commented 12 years ago
                                leeroy

                                Glad you have a choice in the matter. lol
                                commented 12 years ago

                                If my wife "Dies first I would get her Stuffed lying on the couch with her TV remote "Battery's hanging out and "SHOUTING!! put them in yourself!!

                                12 years ago. Rating: 9
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                                  Dollybird

                                  Very funny. dowsa.
                                  commented 12 years ago
                                  dowsa

                                  "Wont if my wife finds "out!! Youi wont "TELL!!Dollybird.
                                  commented 12 years ago

                                  That was funny!

                                  12 years ago. Rating: 9
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                                    Tell you wife a- hole are a dime a dozen, plenty out there!

                                    12 years ago. Rating: 9
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                                      LOL

                                      12 years ago. Rating: 3
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