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    is the tooth fairy real

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    Dear ROMOS,


    Thank you for leaving [ ] tooth/teeth under your pillow last night.


    While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated below:


    ( ) the tooth could not be found


    ( ) it was not a human tooth


    ( ) we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny


    ( ) we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor


    ( ) the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash


    ( ) the tooth did not originally belong to you


    ( ) the tooth fairy does not process fingernails


    ( ) your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for appropriate action


    ( ) you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the tooth fairy


    ( ) you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received


    ( ) the tooth is still in your mouth


    ( ) the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit


    ( ) no nightlight was on at the time of our visit


    ( ) the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing


    ( ) we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:


    [ ] string


    [ ] pliers


    [ ] gunpowder


    [ ] hammer marks


    [ ] chisel


    [ ] part of skull attached to tooth


    [ ] no dental care


    ( ) other reason


    Instead of the usual cash redemption, we have provided the following certificate which you may attempt to exchange at a retail store near you. Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.


    Sincerely,


    The Tooth Fairy            


     

    doolittle

    WoW!!! I never realized the Tooth Fairy had become incorporated! I hope that you have most of your skull left!!! LOL
    Ducky

    Moderator
    ROMOS...have you ever thought about writing a book? LOL!!!
    witchway

    ROMOS, This is hysterical! Needed a good laugh tonight and gosh did you come through for me. Thanks!
    Ed1530

    You have a long list of charges and it would appear that a fairy lawsuit would be needed to set thing right.
    CHAIN

    DITTO!

    My Romoth.
    Chain.
    ((((00)))
    Poppy3

    Just brilliant!!!
    Ann

    Romos, this is too funny.

    Yes. I'm sure this is what your mother told you. :)

    millie111

    he`s never let me down yet!!!:-))

    Yes.  Money was left underneath my pillow for any teeth that I put there.  My parents (both of them) told me that the money had been left by the tooth fairy...that's how I know for sure!!!

    Oh yes the tooth fairy is very real!!  The tooth fairy has kept up with inflation rates and economic turns nicely.

    ROMOS

    NOPE!!
    doolittle

    LOL!!!!!

    Of course the Tooth Fairy's real, haven't you seen the movie?

    When i was young ,yes.However,i had a wisdom tooth extracted recently and no sign of the tooth fairy as yet

    Ducky

    Moderator
    Be patient. :)
    Vinny

    Losing your wisdom teeth is a bit different. When you lose a wisdom tooth, your brain leaks out from the hole. This is fact! You want to keep your wisdom teeth as long as you can so your brain doesn't escape. I know this because when I had my wisdom teeth pulled, the dentist caught my brain as it leaked out and put it in a jar that I took home. I keep it in the garage next to the jar my wife keeps my testicles in.

    Must be, my grandpa didn't have any teeth, I asked him when I was a kid-- "hey grandpa, where's your teeth??'  He said the tooth fairy took 'em'


    I said why??


    he said


    'I needed the money"


    so its true!

    I told my sons that when they lost a "baby tooth", the tooth fairy came for it and it was passed along to a "new" baby (after being cleaned and polished, of course).  If they had taken good care of the tooth, they'd be well-compensated for their efforts!
    Enjoy the tooth fairy for as long as you can! 

    ROMOS

    Hope you flossed it for them.
    lol
    Bob/PKB

    Used a rock polisher....
    Poppy3

    ROMOS - you are something else!!!

    when i was 3 or 4 it was real to me.

    Funny you should ask this question, because only 2 nights ago the tooth fairy came to my little grandson and left him some coins for his tooth that came out .

    Ducky

    Moderator
    So it is STILL true? Yay!!

    indeed but when we get older we call him a dentist...

    CHAIN

    but in vice versa.

    I once knew a rather effeminate dentist who was known as the Tooth Fairy.

    Tooth Fairy is very real.

    My son always got a nice surprise under his pillow.

    I f your still finding money, then yes, she;s real

    Ducky

    Moderator
    Otherwise, NOT?????? Oh no...not real??? :(
    Poppy3

    Don't worry Ducka - she never visits without leaving the money or something - she wouldn't waste her journey I feel. Although having now read ROMOS so brill I feel there could be BIG trouble.

    Smart kids will demonstrate their belief so as to ensure commercial gain for as long as possible.



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