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Dear ROMOS,

Thank you for leaving [ ] tooth/teeth under your pillow last night.

While we make every attempt to leave a monetary reward in the case of lost or stolen children's teeth, we were unable to process your request for the following reason(s) indicated below:

( ) the tooth could not be found

( ) it was not a human tooth

( ) we do not think that pieces of chicken bone are very funny

( ) we were unable to approach the tooth due to excessive odor

( ) the tooth has previously been redeemed for cash

( ) the tooth did not originally belong to you

( ) the tooth fairy does not process fingernails

( ) your request has been forwarded to the Nerve Ending Fairy for appropriate action

( ) you were overheard to state that you do not believe in the tooth fairy

( ) you are age 12 or older at the time your request was received

( ) the tooth is still in your mouth

( ) the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit

( ) no nightlight was on at the time of our visit

( ) the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing

( ) we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows:

[ ] string

[ ] pliers

[ ] gunpowder

[ ] hammer marks

[ ] chisel

[ ] part of skull attached to tooth

[ ] no dental care

( ) other reason

Instead of the usual cash redemption, we have provided the following certificate which you may attempt to exchange at a retail store near you. Thank you for your request, and we look forward to serving you in the future.

Sincerely,

The Tooth Fairy            

 

12 years ago. Rating: 15
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Yes. I'm sure this is what your mother told you. :)

12 years ago. Rating: 14
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Yes.  Money was left underneath my pillow for any teeth that I put there.  My parents (both of them) told me that the money had been left by the tooth fairy...that's how I know for sure!!!

12 years ago. Rating: 14
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Oh yes the tooth fairy is very real!!  The tooth fairy has kept up with inflation rates and economic turns nicely.

12 years ago. Rating: 13
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Of course the Tooth Fairy's real, haven't you seen the movie?

12 years ago. Rating: 13
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When i was young ,yes.However,i had a wisdom tooth extracted recently and no sign of the tooth fairy as yet

12 years ago. Rating: 13
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Must be, my grandpa didn't have any teeth, I asked him when I was a kid-- "hey grandpa, where's your teeth??'  He said the tooth fairy took 'em'

I said why??

he said

'I needed the money"

so its true!

12 years ago. Rating: 12
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I told my sons that when they lost a "baby tooth", the tooth fairy came for it and it was passed along to a "new" baby (after being cleaned and polished, of course).  If they had taken good care of the tooth, they'd be well-compensated for their efforts!
Enjoy the tooth fairy for as long as you can! 

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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when i was 3 or 4 it was real to me.

12 years ago. Rating: 10
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Funny you should ask this question, because only 2 nights ago the tooth fairy came to my little grandson and left him some coins for his tooth that came out .

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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indeed but when we get older we call him a dentist...

12 years ago. Rating: 9
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I once knew a rather effeminate dentist who was known as the Tooth Fairy.

12 years ago. Rating: 8
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Tooth Fairy is very real.

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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My son always got a nice surprise under his pillow.

12 years ago. Rating: 7
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I f your still finding money, then yes, she;s real

12 years ago. Rating: 6
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Smart kids will demonstrate their belief so as to ensure commercial gain for as long as possible.

12 years ago. Rating: 1
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