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    4. Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist....
    Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist....

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    +11  Views: 1483 Answers: 11 Posted: 13 years ago
    Shootah

    I like this, it is quite amusing!
    Commented 13 years ago
    dowsa

    have you been talking to my "Wife again!!
    Commented 13 years ago
    lambshank

    Hope you don't mind, but this is so true of one of my clients, I copied and posted it on the fridge at work
    Commented 13 years ago
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      The optomist would have expected you to drink it


      The pessimist would have hoped you would'nt


      The realist would have got his own

      13 years ago. Rating: 15
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        lewboy

        Hey Chiangmai l see we both bite our nails lol.
        commented 13 years ago
        robertgrist

        I think the realist would have drunk the first glass half way down, knowing that the optimist and pessimist would have to fight over the remaining half glass, the realist simply waited for opportunity to come along and drink the remaining half glass….disappointing both the optimist and pessimist. Reality and opportunity win. Opportunity is convinced all the water was his. Reality drank the first half glass and optimism and pessimism see they are both defeated. Moral: live for today.
        commented 13 years ago
        lewboy

        The pessimist would not fight he would be sure he would lose, sorry your answer will not work,trust me i am a realist lol
        commented 13 years ago

        Addendum to the opportunist: That's okay, I peed in it!  - The Antagonist.

        13 years ago. Rating: 14
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          lewboy

          I loved it the mashochist (that spelling looks a bit iffy)
          commented 13 years ago

          While you were out arguing over it, my sister and I were having Margaritas....Good Night......jhh

          13 years ago. Rating: 12
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            Chiangmai

            Good night, jhh
            commented 13 years ago
            jhharlan

            Thank you and good night, Chiangmai---jhh
            commented 13 years ago

             I love it!

            13 years ago. Rating: 12
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              Opportunity knocks once and everyone else missed it.

              13 years ago. Rating: 12
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                Sorry when the glass was empty i stole it...another opportunist...

                13 years ago. Rating: 11
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                  Nope!......wrong........ he only drank half of it!

                  13 years ago. Rating: 11
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                    robertgrist

                    It’s empty now.
                    commented 13 years ago

                    Funny! It reminds  me of some people I know.

                    13 years ago. Rating: 11
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                      dowsa

                      "Tell ANN!!!
                      commented 13 years ago

                      clever, I liked it, somehow reminds me of some of the staff here!!

                      13 years ago. Rating: 11
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                        I saw this type described best in The conformist - a Bertolucci movie - a master piece - worth seeing.

                        13 years ago. Rating: 8
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                          "What glass?"   

                          13 years ago. Rating: 1
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