FISH-O
Feel flea to come up with a few brilliant ideas!
Part of the job description for the King of the Fleas is to maintain a high white sock wearing person count around the globe. White socks attract fleas like bright lights in the big city attract actors and actresses!
Because of this the King of the Fleas runs a white sock campaign each year that is cleverly disguised as athletic gear promotions. Don't buy into this propoganda... buy colurful socks!
This message was brought to you by the Colourful Sock Foundation of the World... Long live the colourful sock!
9 Answers
jhharlan
He is just a letch who hides behind his royalty....Am looking forward to meeting the real KOTF......
| 12 years ago. Rating: 13 | |
And it,s a KILT KILT KILT KILT.
And the truth is under there.
KOTF
daren1
Bob/PKB
The King of the Fleas is charged with the following:
1. Maintaining the health and welfare of the fleas.
2. Acting as Ringmaster at the Flea Circus.
3. Providing appropriate flea-oriented answers and questions to this website.
4. Being an incorrigible flirt with all the female members of akaQA.
5. Hanging out with the male members of akaQA and being "one of the guys".
6. NEVER disappearing from this site without a forwarding address.
7. Other duties as may be assigned by doolittle, advocate for all beasts, large and small.
We love ROMOS, King of the Fleas.
| 12 years ago. Rating: 12 | |
Tommyh
clu
The King must ban all collars at once! All warm blooded mammals should receive royal treatment and regally appointed rooms! No dishes of vinegar can be left on the floor!
| 12 years ago. Rating: 12 | |
The KING shall feed as he wants!
The KING can change whatever he wishes!
And that includes his age.
lol
KOTF
valR
He should be like a flea on an alley dog's tail. When besting a small hatchling flea, he should remind it he is the king of all fleas. When crawling on to the other side of the tail and meeting bigger and burlier fleas and then crawling back and thence meeting the duke of fleas within the territory of the underside of the tail he should remind him too that he is the only king of all flees… or something like that J
| 12 years ago. Rating: 12 | |
Very perceptive of you valR.
Training my fleamily as we speak.
We shall never be conquered.
Thankyou.
KOTF
Colleen
doolittle
Thank You Bob.
ROMOS...BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!! A soothsaying Flea has warned me...there is a MAJOR flea conspiracy against you amongst 'your own fleamily'. They fear the family is getting smaller due to the pub beverages you have been consuming. Alcohol poisoning is taken seriously amongst fleas.
I have sent word that it is the cold weather that is doing them in!
Be careful! Cover up!..and for gosh sakes, put on some underware!!!!
| 12 years ago. Rating: 9 | |
Darci13
