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    welcoming for a wife by her husband

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    A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill" She ignores the remark.


    A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.


    Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

    Shootah

    That was funny!

    "HI love enjoy your "holiday .Missed you. "Wife your shirt is open and your sweating ,also your "fly" s undone!! "Whats the next doors neighbour doing with her "Knickers down at her ankles!!  "Oh She was showing how to make a bed ,new sheets but " fleas came from nowhere hundreds "Bitting us all over she striped up stairs me down  ."Fleas she cried !! .Yes you know that Flea guy ,with a Roman name comes from the West Coast drop in for a wee Dram" might have change his flea nesting  "Kilt ."He said he Fancied you A man always tells  the truth when "Drunk!!"OH she "blushed "well dear we will have to get Flea Powder. I also Blushed and said "Yes Dear. 



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