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    Trevino Yard Work

     


    One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and


    married man, was at his home in Dallas , Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did.


    A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window


    and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak English ?" Lee responded, "Yes M'aam, I do"


    The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work ?"


    Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her".


    The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.


    ******What is the moral of this story?


     

    0  Views: 448 Answers: 3 Posted: 13 years ago

    3 Answers

    Never assume........it makes an   'ass'   of   'u'   and   'me'

    Mexican entrepreneurs are promiscuous ?

    Chiangmai

    Hahaha, I knew someone might say something like this. It's quite funny.

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