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    The Harley-Davidson motorcycle and GOD.........

    A man is riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind." The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy!" The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

    +4  Views: 706 Answers: 6 Posted: 8 years ago
    doolittle

    Hey Honey, could you please wear your head to dinner? Thanks Pumpkin.
    Headless Man

    Food does go down better that way.

    6 Answers

    Yep!

    LOL I liked it.  Guys will never figure us out if God cannot LOL.

    Wow, blast from the past. This one really dates you Randy. Very old joke. 

    Headless Man

    Yea, thought some of you young whipper snappers may not heard it.........lol
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Oh I've heard it, you dated me too...thanks. But then again, I heard it from an elder at the time.
    Headless Man

    Can't be that old, didn't build Harley's until 1903.........lol
    Colleen

    Moderator
    That would be Eggie. She was born in 1900.

    :D  Thanks for a smile, Randy.

    Good one. I like it.

    LOL..I liked it



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