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    What are the words to the song to the show "The Big Bang Theory?"

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    Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
    Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
    The Earth began to cool,
    The autotrophs began to drool,
    Neanderthals developed tools,
    We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
    Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
    That all started with the big bang!


    "Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
    As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
    A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
    The bipeds stood up straight,
    The dinosaurs all met their fate,
    They tried to leap but they were late
    And they all died (they froze their asses off)
    The oceans and pangea
    See ya wouldn't wanna be ya
    Set in motion by the same big bang!


    It all started with the big BANG!


    It's expanding ever outward but one day
    It will cause the stars to go the other way,
    Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
    Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!


    Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
    Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
    Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
    It all started with the big bang!


    Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
    It all started with the big bang!
    It all started with the big BANG!

    Jenn

    By Barenaked Ladies.


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