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    (BREAKING NEWS) AP: Associated Press, is reporting from rep.candidate (PANDA)s "VALLEY OF THE SUN" ranch-style mansion that he has made an announcement that has virtually "scolded" the news media for jumping to conclusions simply on hearsay! Here is an excerpt from his speech and we quote: "Rumors of (my) candidacy for "PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" untimely demise have been enormously exaggerated! " I stand before y'all on this day to tell y'all that my campaign could not be mo

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    PANDA

    "I ain't here for a long time, I'm here for a good time!" (George Strait) ;)

    The press has buried you...

    PANDA

    " Does that mean I don't have your vote?" :(
    eggplant

    Of course you can have my vote.

    I thought you were wisked away by the F.B.I., you still have my vote, worse comes to worse you can always be Obama's driver. lol.



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