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    if i got a job on a plum orchard would i be considered a plumber?

    Humour me..lol

    +4  Views: 543 Answers: 13 Posted: 8 years ago

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    It would depend on which position you applied for and which position in the orchard you are qualified for and filled....


    In our orchard we have these positions available for you...


    1. Plumista ... The server of all plum related drinks, hot and cold.


    2. Plum Ranger ... The protector of the plums.


    3. Plumier .... The cash desk jockey.


    4. Plumtaker ... You clean up the trash and wash the floors ... This one pays well and is part of the Plumunion ... great benifits. 


    5. Plumouncer ... This is the job for the big guy.  Get those bad pits out-a here!

    Benthere

    Fish...you keep outdoing yourself !
    caddam

    Right Fish
    The question needs clarified
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Forget pottery, you need to write a book of humor :)
    witchway

    Fish Fry, My husband and I just love Plum Ranger ... The protector of the plums! Every once in a while he'll be sitting in his chair and just say Plum Ranger and laugh like crazzy. Thanks for making our evening so hilarious!!!

    Try "plummer", not plumber.....

    Ducky

    Moderator
    Good point...haha

    Yes you would....pull up your pants!!!

    And a rotten one too.

    FISH-O

    #1879

    Try Lead miner

    Well let's just say I would not call you if I needed a plumber.

    Budda bless you..lmfao..hahahahaha..jk bout the question but i needed a laugh..

    FISH-O

    Did you forget the 'h' in the first word of this sentence?
    eggplant

    He forgot to put the 'h' in Buddha!
    Ducky

    Moderator
    I think the chief is gone. :(

    I would be a plumeater!

    No, for the same reason that if you worked on a rocket wouldn't necessarily make you a "rocket scientist."

    Ducky

    Moderator
    But it might???
    Clonge

    Not if it crashes, Ducka (lol).

    plum picker

    plummy

    Hm...probably more like migrant worker. Once the season is over they don't have as much use for people as they do during the picking season.

    Just how daft can some questions get  lol



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