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    how do you get ducks to stay in a duckhouse

    +7  Views: 1555 Answers: 25 Posted: 8 years ago

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    If you can get hold of a dummy Fox and place it in a prominent position, that should do the trick. Then you have the problem of getting them out again and I haven't worked that one out yet.

    Your question "quacks me up".

    doolittle

    I love you c.b.
    Bob/PKB

    me, too
    country bumpkin

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    Glad I did not say anything silly or immature! Ha-Ha.
    Ducky

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    You never know who's watching you...lol

    The same way that you get them to "stay in a row"????

    You close the door, after that what can you do?

    They should go into the duck house all on their own at dusk . Then you can close the door. 

    Ducky

    Moderator
    Is there really something called a "duck house"? hahahahaha
    Colleen

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    I suppose it's called whatever the person wants to call it, lol
    Don't you live in a Ducka house? ;)
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Yes, as a matter of fact I do! That's why I was wondering if there was another one.

    Keep their food in there for a while.......

    I hope you have a door on the duck house as west-bu said get a toy fox and keep it near the boundrys this should work good luck quackers

    Oh PALEEESE...Speak to the duck with ultimate respect and kindly ask the duck to return to her ducklings a bit quicker than she has.  She will not leave her chicks for good unless she has a case of post-partum duckpression. But every mom needs a break- especially if 'Mom" had a bunch of kids at once!

    Ducky

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    Duckpression? I hope that's not Ducka-pression! :(
    doolittle

    Oh Ducka I do hope you dont have duckpression or duckapression!!!
    Ducky

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    I've never in my entire life wondered what a depressed duck looks like but now I do. I think this site is causing me to lose my sanity? lol
    doolittle

    Wait..you were sane at one point-LOL
    Ducky

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    I thought so.
    Darci13

    Speak to the arse cuz the head ain't listening......
    doolittle

    Ducka..I'm not sure you're insane...I just have a peculiar way about things! and yes there are depressed ducks!

    You get a sexy lady duck and there all run in tripping each other.

    Duckhouse????? I have never heard of such & if''n I was a duck I do not think I would take much pleasure in you trying to make me get in it.

    Ducky

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    Don't you like the sound of "Darci's in the Duckhouse"?
    (Hmmm....could be a song.)

    Ducks should not be kept in a duckhouse.  Ducks should be kept in a duckBARN.  There's your problem. 

    Ducky

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    Ah, so they're living "too high on the hog"?
    Ducks, hogs.....
    FISH-O

    Duck hotels with room service. Ducks are coming up in the world because of their cutability factor.
    Bob/PKB

    Barns are in for 2012.

    Employ foxes as Security guards "Quack to that !!

    west-bus

    I love your imagination!!

    Put your arms our and say, "Inside." and shoo them inside. If you do this everyday, they will learn the command and do as you say. I trained my chickens like that and I also kept their food inside their house.


    After a couple of weeks, you will only need to say, "Inside." and wave or point and they'll walk inside. Birds are pretty smart and they learn quickly.

    Ducky

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    For sure or are you just pulling our duck legs or in my case, Ducka legs?

    If I were a duck! and you'd put in that duck box,I'd be mad as hell!! and get"Ducka" after you.

    Ducky

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    Ducka will not get involved with the ducks, duck box, or duck house...too risky. I think the duck owner has a gun... :(
    facebook

    Boy! Your no held for the poor duck! Got get me a duck hunter, thank anyway "Ducka"
    Darci13

    Ducka DO NOT GO INTO THE DUCK HOUSE RUN DUCKA RUN
    facebook

    Ducka! the duck season is not open yet.so no need too worry!
    Ducky

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    I'm sooooo..o.o.oo frightened. I don't know who to believe.

    quack quack, just kidding.

    You're all duckin crazy

    Do you suppose that Knobo is still around to appreciate all of our "help".  (Look at the mileage that we got out of such a simple question!)

    get all your ducks in order  :-) 

    When are all you people going to realise Knobo has a real ducking problem and all you do is duck the ducking question with ducking trivia and have no ducking regard for the fact the ducks are suffering from a ducking health problem for ducks called "Lets get the duck out of here".


    Shame on the ducking lot of you, I am ashamed to be ducking part of this ducking forum so you can all duck off, and Knobo for ducks sake close the ducking door.

    CHAIN

    I'm duckin' goin'.

    God I love the sh8t we go on with with some of the questions.I suggest you sing "Ducky abye baby" to your slay footed friends.


     


    I  told a doctor once to put his bill (account) where a duck puts its`

    Ducky

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    I ask you...Do you think that a simple question could go on forever? (Yes.) LOL

    Provide them with a DSL connection to the World Wide Webfoot.

    Ducky

    Moderator
    LOL!!

    Most animals won't stay where they are not contented or feel threatened. You'll have to figure which one pertains to your ducks.

    Try see if they like chicken instead.....HA HA


    BYE-BYE  GOOD LUCK DUCKS.


    but you all right  this  silly quacky question could go on and on.


    only someone whos already quack started this.and now your all quacking just like little ducks do. very cute

     


     Start plucking ..cause it's always warmer in the duck house.


                                                   OR


     Cook dinner outside tonight... um... smells ducklious!

    humm.......I if I was duck?  



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