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My nickname for my ex-husband even when I was married and related to him was "The Mussolini"... toward the end of the marriage I entered his name in my cell phone as "The Mussolini Crazy A$$"... it was so long that when I scrolled to his name it flashed back and forth like a neon sign... When he snooped on my phone (which was one of his habits) his discovery caused quite the little argument.  It was hilarious then and it's hilarious now.

My self centered brother-in-law. I call him "Mr Wonderful"

He has no clue I'm mocking him.

My Mother in Law was called excocet, you could see her coming but there was f**k all you could do about it.

I got one i call "the leach"....

 Unsociable Two hats

The evil one...guess who that might be????

Yes but not mentionable on this site.

Much to raw to comment. Hint: MF, d***bag, S***bag. All in laws. Oh, I forgot the leeches, They obviously can't read either. They read  the "Welcome" mat at the door as "Bank".