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    +2  Views: 1076 Answers: 13 Posted: 12 years ago
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    eggplant

    You could join the French Foreign Legion, they are still recruiting. Once there, you will be given a different name and no one will ask any questions.
    Commented 12 years ago
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      ""It's really easy, just one poooof and you're gone in a puff of smoke. I did it, so can you.

      12 years ago. Rating: 9
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        Buy a can of invisible paint and paint yourself from head to toe.  No one will ever be able to find you again.  Holler (really loudly) if you need me!

        12 years ago. Rating: 8
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          doolittle

          Clame where r u you were at the top of this Q and you've dissapeared! <trip, fall, "oouch"> what the heck, I just fell over something that I cant see...wait, why cant I see my left ankle any more???
          commented 12 years ago
          Ducky

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          See..it works!
          commented 12 years ago
          doolittle

          I think Ill try some finger painting- no, wait, I've got it-Ducka will you throw the paint on my PIA- soon to be X...PAALEEEESE!!!
          commented 12 years ago
          Ducky

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          doo...PIA...X...???????
          commented 12 years ago
          doolittle

          I'm sorry- let me re-phrase. Ducka please cover my <et hem> charming, loving, understanding soon to be X-husband in your invisible paint!
          commented 12 years ago
          Ducky

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          doo..Now that is much, much nicer language, don't you think?
          commented 12 years ago
          doolittle

          nicer-yes. True- no.
          commented 12 years ago
          Ducky

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          Haha...I hear ya' doo.
          commented 12 years ago

          Take out a loan from the mafia..

          12 years ago. Rating: 8
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            There are days when that sounds like a pretty good idea you know.Let me know when your vanishing is imminent and ill come with you perhaps?Dont o without me or ill never find you again

            12 years ago. Rating: 8
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              doolittle

              We can't lose both of you!!!
              commented 12 years ago

              Get rid of all your credit cards, sell all your belongings or just give them away. Stay in places that don't require you to have any bills in your name and have a lot of cash for expenses. Ride a skateboard, hitchhike, ride a bus, train, or bicycle when you travel. And it would be best to have a new identity, you can get those from any black market if you can find one.

              12 years ago. Rating: 7
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                Please demonstrate.

                12 years ago. Rating: 7
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                  Paladin Press has books on getting off the grid . Leaving your past behind is not as easy as it once was . Good Luck .       Bill

                  12 years ago. Rating: 7
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                    Go hide in the closet.

                    12 years ago. Rating: 6
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                      Ducky

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                      Only if no one ever uses it.
                      commented 12 years ago

                      You need to go to Hogwarts and get the Invisibility Cloak from Harry Potter. 

                      12 years ago. Rating: 3
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                        Please give us a demo

                        12 years ago. Rating: 3
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                          When you find out how please clue me in I want to disappear also.

                          12 years ago. Rating: 3
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                            Ducky

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                            You stay right here!
                            commented 12 years ago
                            Darci13

                            Okay Ducka just for you though cuz you are always so kind to me.
                            commented 12 years ago
                            Ducky

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                            It's a deal...Merry Christmas!
                            commented 12 years ago

                            When the disappearers disappear dont leave me behind,i am coming with you!!!!!Id only be missed at home when someone was hungry!!!!(Sad part of it is,im not even joking!!huh!!!!)

                            12 years ago. Rating: 3
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                              Darci13

                              I completely understand will not leave you behind.....
                              commented 12 years ago

                              Make sure you dont Darci!!!!!!!!!!!Anyone else ever feel undervalued and unappreciated at times????Just me isnt it.......................Double huh!!

                              12 years ago. Rating: 2
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