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    Ducka failed! Colleen is going to jail and I have perished!

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    +9  Views: 1382 Answers: 15 Posted: 11 years ago
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    15 Answers

    Mwahahahaha!!!!! Fish Fry!!!! "" ""


     

    Darci13

    WHAT are you cremating her????????
    Colleen

    Moderator
    HEHEHEHE
    ROMOS

    You can,t do that, not going to be anything left for my family,how very dare you!
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Your family is a bunch of fleas, they don't eat much anyway, lol
    mycatsmom

    that looks like a real fire
    Colleen

    Moderator
    It is a real fire. Look what it did to fish girl.

    This Is All Your Fault COLLEEN!


    If you hadn't have dragged us all into hell in the first place I would never have caught on fire!

    Colleen

    Moderator
    But, but, we have cookies here!!! <grin>
    Darci13

    Geez should we all run for our lives????????
    doolittle

    Colleen- are you shure they r cookies and not those fish shaped crackers?
    Benthere

    Did you hear that ? Oh well, I'm late for the tennis match...see ya.
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Oh we have gold fish crackers too :)
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Blame Ed!!! He's the one who said we are all in hell here! LOL

    I can supply many little critters to aid your decomposition, if there is much left of you that is.

    FISH-O

    You ate my right fillet... OMG! Just bring the critters as guests... and don't eat my relations.... I am not kidding. Uncle George is a heavy weight!
    All Hail Hail and Hail again!
    Darci13

    Gosh leave her with what little she has left Romos or we won't have anything left to bury at the funeral.
    ROMOS

    I,ll try my best to control them, but when they catch the hint of decomp it really is a struggle, you know.
    Benthere

    What if she comes back as a shark ? !
    ROMOS

    She,ll be well outnumbered, and we,ll be well fat.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Bring lots of critters...they will help clean up the mess...uh...I mean, "the remains". Fish girl always said that neatness counts!
    Colleen

    Moderator
    "they will help clean up the mess...uh...I mean, "the remains"

    ROFLMAO!!!

    "Poor Dear Fishy Perished in the Polluted Waters of Life" I will handle leading the memorial service.  To bring some laughs may I recite some of your best questions and funniest answers from this site?

    FISH-O

    Thanks so much Doo!....Feel free! and whatever happens ...Don't Let Coleen Through the Front Door!
    She is completely incapable of rehabilitation!
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Mwahahahaha!!!! I'm here and I hungry....FISH FRY!!!!!
    doolittle

    I think we all know why she's going to jail! Please tell me she didnt scale u while you were gulping your last breaths! and I certainly hope you weren't alive when she put you in that fire!'
    ROMOS

    Hey lady, keep your distance,you,re outnumbered.
    doolittle

    r you talking to colleen?
    Benthere

    I am morose !
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Oh yes please...fish girl would want many laughs at her service!!!

    OK Ducka- time for you to chime in

    Ducky

    Moderator
    Ahh yes...I'm on my way (further down the page) with my words of wisdom...hang on doo!

    ""


    Proof of life after a fish fry, fish girl lives again........

    FISH-O

    Woooah! Look what my fillet-o-fish did for your muscles!!!
    Headless Man

    Only in the spirit world, sorry about your bones here on earth..........
    eggplant

    Holy molee!

    I brought the flowers!!! 


    ""

    doolittle

    LOL! shhhh..any comments for the memorial service?
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Here's a comment...."Burp!"
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Black roses match Colleen's black sweater (for the funeral of course).
    FISH-O

    The black roses represent Colleen's lack of remorse... It's a seventh ring of he!! kind of thing.

    OK, I don't get it, what did I miss? As usual, I am left behind.........But I can cry on que....

    FISH-O

    Le' weep. The funeral is in a biligual country. You are now sad in French.
    jhharlan

    WHAT funeral? What is this all about? What did I miss? And you hit me with snow balls, I have to get you back..............!
    FISH-O

    I did that before the infamous fry!

    i'm good at proffesional morning, lots of experience in this area.


     

    doolittle

    Good because I tend to laugh..
    FISH-O

    Bring family members who love to cry as well. Sobbing loudly is what this particular event calls for.
    Ducky

    Moderator
    So glad to hear it. I can wail quite loudly myself but more about that later.

    Some days you miss a lot if you take a few hours break from here. sigh....

    Colleen

    Moderator
    Nothing left but the bones. Hope you didn't come hungry, lol
    Flip

    I am soooo ashamed. When I first saw her new avatar I assumed she had gone "au naturale" and I became "interested". Now I see she has met an untimely demise..... So ashamed ....
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Sick! Flip! Sick!! ; (

    lol
    FISH-O

    Ha Ha Ha... Le' Weep!
    Jenn

    I think this is the best comment yet.... You may be sick but i like it!!!!

    I will handle the flowers and can Ollie come?

    FISH-O

    You are wonderful. Thank you. Ollie is more than welcome to attend. Bring lots of tissues... it will be a tear jerker.
    Darci13

    Oh yes I will bring a truck load of tissues we will need them......
    Colleen

    Moderator
    napkins to wipes your chins after the fish fry :)
    Darci13

    I love fish but I refuse to eat my friend do not want to know my food personally.....
    FISH-O

    Thank you Darci.. Fishcanibalism is so out of style these days.

    have you guys  been drinking ? I feel like jh. You guys must be the ones that took drama in H.S. and were in all the plays


     

    Colleen

    Moderator
    Nope, never acted at all in school. We were having fun, a lot of laughs and good times. You know what that's like, right? You do have fun, laughs and good times, don't you?
    FISH-O

    No drinkie drinkie here... It's not 6 o'clock in Japan yet!
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Well, surely it's 6 o'clock somewhere!

    HEY EVERYONE...I'M FINALLY HERE!  WHAT CAN I SAY?  I FEEL SO GUILTY ABOUT THE DEMISE OF FISH GIRL.  I TRIED TO PUT OUT HER FIRE, BUT COLLEEN WAS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN  (AS SHE STATED)... "WATCHING HER RUN IN CIRCLES".  SHE BLOCKED THE DOOR AND I HAD TO LISTEN TO THE CRACKLE OF FLAMES AS FISH GIRL "WENT UP", SO TO SPEAK.  THE ODOR OF FRYING FISH, STILL CLINGS IN MY NOSTRILS!!!  WILL IT EVER GO AWAY.


    I KNOW THAT I MUST ASSIST AT THE FUNERAL, BUT I'M JUST A WRECK.  HOWEVER, SINCE I AM GREAT AT "WEEPING AND WAILING'" AT FUNERALS, I SHALL VOLUNTEER, RIGHT NOW, TO LEAD THE WAILERS.  iF THAT IS OKAY WITH ALL OF YOU, I SHALL PROCEED WITH THE PLANS.  I WILL LET YOU KNOW, AT THE DOOR, WHAT TIME THE WAILING SHOULD BEGIN.  YOU WILL BE INFORMED OF MY "SPECIAL SIGNAL" SO THAT WE CAN BEGIN IN UNISON.  PLEASE TRY TO KEEP THE PROPER TIMING.  REMEMBER, FISH GIRL WILL BE LISTENING AND REALLY, IT IS ALL ABOUT HER.


    BY THE WAY, IF YOU ARE ONE WHO ONLY WEEPS QUIETLY INTO YOUR TISSUE, PLEASE STAY AWAY.  WE ARE LOOKING FOR EXTREMELY LOUD MOURNERS!!!  FISH GIRL IS WELL WORTH OUR BEST EFFORTS.  THANK YOU ALL IN ADVANCE.


    BOO HOO...HOO...HOO....HOO...BOO HOO...BOOOOOOOO....HOOOOOOOO..BOO HOO


    P.S.  Court case re:  Colleen will begin immediately after the service!

    Colleen

    Moderator
    I've hired OJ Simpson's defense team. If they could get OJ off I'm sure to be acquitted! Now Ducka, I saw you with a bucket but are you sure it was water in that bucket and not LEMON JUICE???? Hmmmm?
    Ducky

    Moderator
    I'm distraught enough, Colleen, without you now trying to implicate ME in "the fish girl fry"! We (fish girl and I) know only too well, who blocked the doorway.
    By the way, how's your wailing?
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Is howling in laughter the same as wailing?

    Oh and she's fish fry now. fish girl is gone, gone, gone.....Mwahahahaha!
    Ducky

    Moderator
    Perhaps, as both can cause tears to flow! I believe though, that a funeral usually commands tears of saddness RATHER THAN JOY!!!
    doolittle

    Colleen- Under these sad circumstances I find this case more that a little fishy- it is wise to have chosen the OJ team. Will there be a police chase? Please they are so much fun to watch!

    Ducka- it seems you have been place right in the middle of this. Unless I have lost my position as leader of the memorial service (which is quite possible) I will not be joining your loud dramatic mourning group.....but then I have a habit of laughing at funrerals :)
    Ducky

    Moderator
    @doolittle...I must have missed a post. I didn't realize that you were leading the memorial service or perhaps I just wanted to push you out of the way! Laughing at funerals? Why, that's disgusting! Perhaps we could divide the mourners into two groups...I could lead "the louds" and you could lead "the laughers" Would that work?

    ""Here, she's been reincarnated.

    Ducky

    Moderator
    She's a lot bigger than I remember!
    eggplant

    She's been out to sea, eating.

    I welcome the news. Life goes on.  ThIngs can only get better.

    Colleen

    Moderator
    There you go! west-bus has the right attitude fish fry! I did you a favor, your life can only get better!!
    Ducky

    Moderator
    My, my, doesn't Colleen seem to be just a little too cheery about the demise of "you know who"?
    Colleen

    Moderator
    There was lemon juice in that bucket, wasn't there? Come on, just admit it Ducka.
    FISH-O

    The spirit of the fish is now haunting you... Watch out for the flying pots and pans....eeeooooohhhhhoooooouuuuuuu!
    Ducky

    Moderator
    No, no, no...it was water...really!!!!


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