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    Has anyone here ever sat on the lap of a drunk Santa Claus?

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    THAT WAS YOU, ON MY LAP?

    figtree3

    WHERE'S MY PONY !!

    "" I couldn't sit on his lap,he had crashed out.

    Santa Claus Cartoon

     Merry Christmas Santa I have sat on Santa lap but I was too young to know wether he was drunk or not!!!!





    figtree3

    Same here. I was told later what the smell was!
    melandrupert

    figtree3 very funnie! oxoxox

    I've never sat in the lap of any Santa. 


     

    Colleen

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    Not afraid, we just never went and saw Santa when we were kids.
    PANDA

    " Trust me (Ma-am) you would this (Cowboy)!" "Then you would truly know the mean-in of the (NORTH-POLE)!!!! If-in you feel offended (Ms.Vice President) I truly apologize! It's all in (Jest) on my part,unless I've (PEAKED)your curiosity ! "Sicker,snicker.... ;)
    Colleen

    Moderator
    You're sniffing the wrong tree panda. I find no interest in poles.

    In my day a drunk Santa was the best Santa (Got more candy canes)

    "" I scratched the last one...

    figtree3

    I'll bet he really had his lap full!

    No drunk Santas but I HAVE seen a few drunks sit on Santa's lap!  (office party)    LOL

    NO.. not meeee......

    Not that I can remember, but mum used to make us go to church as kids, the priest was always drunk, he didn't even notice one Sunday when a stray cat had kittens underneath the alter, the only service I can remember not being bored silly

    figtree3

    That must've been torturous!
    I would think that the stray cat new it could do better than this priest at carrying the young!


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