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    Are you clumbsy?

    So... what happened was..... I bent over to comfort a child at the lunch table, she contiued to cry, so I tried to sit on the seat next to her..... I missed! In front of about 500 kids and 20 teachers I landed on my butt.... It was priceless! I love it.....


    After lunch we went outside to recess. I was looking down at a boy and talking to him as I ran into a tree branch and about knocked myself out. I was so glad we were the last to go in, (after the falling in my butt in the cafateria). So, I look up and there is a sherrifs officer and a parolee standing right in front of me with a limb lober. "the offercier said without cracking a smile, "Is that the branch we need to take down." I said, God I hope so!"


    So are you clumbsy????  I am a mess!

    +6  Views: 958 Answers: 12 Posted: 12 years ago
    winfia

    It's so embarrassing when things like this happen. I'm glad you can laugh about it and didn't suffer any injuries.

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     Tongueyes My mother said if I looked at something it would fall down...I am very clumbsy always tripping up banging in to things dropping things Oh I could go on and on but you would get bored  





    ""

    I can't pass a sobriety test stone cold sober.............

    I guess we all have our days some more than others..

    winfia

    so true

    Only when I get really stressed out.

    "" Sometimes...

    Jenn

    Hubby said this looks just like me! LOL
    eggplant

    Tell him Santa won't bring him anything.
    Jenn

    Awww... He is kinda amazing.. I hope Santa spoils him rotten.
    sawali

    from the picture its way more than sometimes..(joking)
    winfia

    OMGss - I just HAD to save this image, Eggie. I'm not there yet, but I feel like that sometimes!

    I tripped coming in here, does that count? ""

    Jenn

    Yes, yes it does!!!!
    dowsa

    I would have liked to see that right on you smile I was told it was your "tongue as you know "woman have never stop talking. That is why there are "No men "Mods Heee
    Colleen

    Moderator
    Your wife smacks you a lot doesn't she? LOL
    dowsa

    You have been talking to her "Again""Oh to be a real man"
    Colleen

    Moderator
    I send her transcripts of what you post here :)
    winfia

    Indeedily do it do!

    Not sober.

    No...you should see me with my foot in my mouth....doesn't slow me down at all.   :o

    yes sometimes more than others. Dropping things and spilling !

    more than i would like to be.  i was an athelic in junior high and high school.  i played basketball, vollyball (my favorite),  dance, tennis, softball.  sports, sports, sports was all i liked in junior high, roller skating with brothers and sisters.  now i mostly walk 1/2 hour a day and dance.  now i tend to bump into things.  so i have to be careful about that.

    Only when the "wife shouts at me get a bloody move on when making "Love in bed I falter ."Wow she would "cry I thought only sailors did it that way ."Oh sorry dear  .Actually I was looking for your "Mouth. ( thinking to "shut you up )

    Especially when I roller skate!


    Well, the skating isn't so bad. It's when I try to STOP!


     


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